OT Jesus is buying people private planes?!?

[SlyPokerDog]

'Jesus bought this': Delighted televangelist Kenneth Copeland giggles with glee as he unveils new $3million private jet paid for by donations from his followers

• The head of the Kenneth Copeland Ministries wore a flight jacket to take delivery of his new jet and giggled as it touched down on his private airstrip
• Church posted thank you video on its website noting that plane had been purchased from Christian businessman and movie-maker Tyler Perry
• GV prices start at $3,700,000 before customization and can carry about 14 people and a crew of four
• The televangelist has previously called flying commercial 'getting in a long tube full of demons'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...enneth-Copeland-giggles-GV.html#ixzz54nF01AJR

 

[BrianFromWA]

I don't necessarily disagree with his characterization of coach...

 

[ripcityboy]

A TV evangelist unscrupulously using donations to buy a luxury jet? Wow never heard that one before. Ground breaking coverage from the Daily Fail.

 

[jonnyboy]

These televangelists are a dying breed. This will be the last one to buy a private jet, I promise. Their core demographic consists of the same senior citizens who are currently propping up the infomercial and telemarketing industries. All this shit will be extinct in 10 years.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

These televangelists are a dying breed. This will be the last one to buy a private jet, I promise. Their core demographic consists of the same senior citizens who are currently propping up the infomercial and telemarketing industries. All this shit will be extinct in 10 years.

So will Jesus give planes to then?

 

[jlprk]

Why did Tyler Perry have to sell the jet? Oprah stopped paying him to be her clone?

 

[riverman]

I guess it's better than passing out purple Kool Aid in Columbia

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I guess it's better than passing out purple Kool Aid in Columbia

Guyana.

 

[riverman]

Guyana.

That too!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

1timothy 3:1-3 This is a true saying, if a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.

2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;

Titus 1:10-14
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:

11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

12 One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.

13 This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;

14 Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

If people just read the bible they could see passed the sheeps clothing and see the wolf.

 

[LameR]

As a Christian, this is shit.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

He is asking these good christians for their money, and they are being good christians by giving it to him.

Luke 6:30
Matthew 5:42

I mean, yes, if there is a hell, these fake holy shitstains will be there. And the people donating will have earned an everlasting life for being generous to all who ask.

Alternately, a fool and their money are soon parted. If you can literally talk people into just handing over their money to you for nothing, more power to you i guess.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

God just told me that he wants you guys to buy me a plane.

 

[riverman]

God just told me that he wants you guys to buy me a plane.

I think we could collectively scrap together 12 bucks

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think we could collectively scrap together 12 bucks
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God says it should be bigger.

 

[riverman]

God says it should be bigger.

God should never emasculate you like that

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

God says it should be bigger.

Howard Stern's smallest penis competition makes God look like a jerk.

As I was repeatedly told as a kid in church, nothing is impossible for God.

FIX THOSE POOR GUY'S MEDICAL CONDITION THEN!!!

 

[Hobbesarable]

These televangelists are a dying breed. This will be the last one to buy a private jet, I promise. Their core demographic consists of the same senior citizens who are currently propping up the infomercial and telemarketing industries. All this shit will be extinct in 10 years.

Joel Osteen is laughing at you. He will keep on racking in the $$$ while you think they're a dying breed.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We really need to tax the fuck out of large religious groups.

 

[Chris Craig]

God just told me that he wants you guys to buy me a plane.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Howard Stern's smallest penis competition makes God look like a jerk.

As I was repeatedly told as a kid in church, nothing is impossible for God.

FIX THOSE POOR GUY'S MEDICAL CONDITION THEN!!!

Everyone wants physical healing but no one wants spiritual healing. Sad.

 

[stampedehero]

Well, when you fly in a "tube of demons" then $3.7 million is not enough.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Everyone wants physical healing but no one wants spiritual healing. Sad.

If you had one of those mini things you'd need spiritual healing.

 

[riverman]

Well, when you fly in a "tube of demons" then $3.7 million is not enough.

 

[barfo]

Well, when you fly in a "tube of demons" then $3.7 million is not enough.

Did someone mention lube of demons?

Oh. Nevermind...

barfo

 

[rasheedfan2005]

If you had one of those mini things you'd need spiritual healing.

We all need spiritual healing.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We all need spiritual healing.

I'd prefer the physical healing first.

 

[riverman]

With so many of these televangelist hair combers out there Spiritual Healing soon morphs into Sexual Healing...not unlike the Marvin Gaye Song