Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...-according-to-ancient-manuscript-9849839.html

 

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The arch of DaVinci Code!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Fun fact, nowhere in the bible does it say Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Yeah, but some of us get our theology from Sister Act.

 

[MarAzul]

Fun fact, nowhere in the bible does it say Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

But Jesus cast out her seven devils?

 

[Natebishop3]

I hear she had nice cans.

 

[MarAzul]

The Virgin was he wife? Geez the guy hasn't done his home work. He should read "The Sixteen Saviors". The savior's mother is always the Virgin.
But then Mari is the original Indo-european word for young woman of marriageable age. Mary here Mary there is understandable.

 

[Natebishop3]

The Virgin was he wife? Geez the guy hasn't done his home work. He should read "The Sixteen Saviors". The savior's mother is always the Virgin.
But then Mari is the original Indo-european word for young woman of marriageable age. Mary here Mary there is understandable.

Are you getting Mary (his mother) confused with Mary Magdalene?

 

[barfo]

And what about Mary Poppins? How does she fit into this?

barfo

 

[Natebishop3]

And what about Mary Poppins? How does she fit into this?

barfo

They're both fictitious?

 

[MarAzul]

Are you getting Mary (his mother) confused with Mary Magdalene?

Not me, but perhaps Barrie did.

"Professor Barrie Wilson and writer Simcha Jacobovic spent months translating the text, which they claim states Jesus had two children and the original Virgin Mary was Jesus’s wife and not his mother."

 

[MarAzul]

And what about Mary Poppins? How does she fit into this?

barfo

Read "The Sixteen Saviors".

 

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[BrianFromWA]

hair gel. So what?!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

its interesting to think about, jesus glistening with sweat, panting heavily (and heavenly), in the awkward throws of a ball draining orgasm, face contorted with his eyes squeezed shut, uttering gasping, guttural moans of pleasure through clenched teeth.

i wonder if he liked to snuggle after.

 

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hair gel. So what?!

There's something about Mary