The Cubs more than deserve a World Series for the Fans first.
Then for the Team, as much the Cubs Un-Official Mascot of the last 50 Years, that be: Bill Murray....!
In the short lived daily sports paper: The National, the best sports humorous article was a week long affair with Bill Murray and the Journalist tagging along, to document Bills Cubs Life
1- During a game, when Zim was the Mgr. Bill hung out over the dugout roof, and asked Zim if he wanted a drink of his Heineken, when Zim scowled NO, Bill said: "I guess that means you don't want any Chili Fries either?"
2- During a Cubs public appearance at a  High End Men's Suit Store.  The main members of the team showed up to sign autographs for Fans, or anyone who showed up. There was a fancy catering presentation to all. Bill ate a Apricot glazed pork chop. Once Bill had ate the Pork Chop down to the bone he placed the bone in the pocket of an expensive Sports Coat, unknown to any one other than the Journallist. Imagine trying on a new silk Sports Coat, and putting your hands in the pockets only to find a old pork chop sticky bone, with or without maggots. I'd never go back to that store to even look at socks, after an incident like that.
3- Driving down the Expressway to see a Cubs game away, Bill had the Journalist drive his Winnebago, while Bill commenced to become intoxicated on Heineken, while cooking Steaks on a Hibachi in the RV. The Driver had to pull over to air the RV out, cuz he could not see to drive.