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I wake up and this cat going off on me about something I had no idea about.
 
i hope they are doing everything possible to get nashy
 
HCP said:
I wake up and this cat going off on me about something I had no idea about.
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I wouldn't worry about it; just a simple case of 'can dish it out but cant take it'....
 
Awesome Story. RIIIIP CITY.

http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/i...illa_on_rejoining_blazers_my_heart_was_i.html

Last week, Przybilla and his wife, Noelle, spent three days in Miami being recruited by Heat president Pat Riley. It was tempting, Przybilla said, because the Heat have the best record in the NBA and Riley delivered an impressive case.

"They were first class. You can tell they are on top of things," Przybilla said of the Heat. "And trust me, it was a tough decision to turn them down. But (Monday) morning, I woke up and realized it wasn't for me. I realized that I wasn't thinking with my head, I was thinking with my heart. And my heart was in Portland."
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When he awoke, he faced his wife and shocked her. "I looked at her and said, 'Let's go back to Portland,'" Przybilla said. "And I could see a smile on her face." So it was done.
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"My knee feels good. I've been working out hard and it feels great," Przybilla said. "And I've been getting an itch to come back, so I figured I would give it another try."
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Starting center Marcus Camby, who played the equivalent of a season with Przybilla, said any team could use another 7-footer, especially one with Przybilla's traits.

"He would definitely be welcomed back by me," Camby said. "He played hard, was a guy who protected the paint, and he wasn't afraid to give hard fouls. And he was definitely a team guy."
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WTF? He gave up a solid shot at a ring to come back to PDX? Get out!
 
BBert said:
WTF? He gave up a solid shot at a ring to come back to PDX? Get out!
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Home is where the Heart is!

"If I signed somewhere else, I wouldn't know what to expect, I didn't know what I would be getting myself into," Przybilla said. "Because the way I am, I'm very simple. I like simple things in life. And for me, Portland is home, for me and my family. I feel comfortable there."
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http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/i...illa_on_rejoining_blazers_my_heart_was_i.html
 
Sounds like his family is comfortable here, and he knows what makes his wife happy (even though she probably insisted it was up to him). Good man. Smart man.
 
pryz is the man, he will undoubtedly give us more than armon greg babbitt or cj, even if he gets 5 mpg
 
Pat Riley wants him badly to cement his ownership with a trophy. The Blazers signed him because this team needs filler. He'll be a valuable throw-in at the midseason trade deadline. Maybe to Miami for Juwan Howard.
 
Re: Joel Przybilla Returning to Portland!

BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Psyche, FAMS!!

Admit it.... you felt bad for a second or two.
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Glad I actually didn't offend you, but you didn't get me. i was actually a little let down that you would get so upset right after cracking on somebody else's mom. Glad to see you were joking, but I never feel bad about making fun of other people. Much Love!
 
HCP said:
I wake up and this cat going off on me about something I had no idea about.
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Re: Joel Przybilla Returning to Portland!

HCP said:
Glad I actually didn't offend you, but you didn't get me. i was actually a little let down that you would get so upset right after cracking on somebody else's mom. Glad to see you were joking, but I never feel bad about making fun of other people. Much Love!
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It's all good, bruh. Just having fun. Coincidentally, I pulled this on a bud I made freshman year at PSU after a "Yo Mama" joke. Now fast forward 5 years, and he meets my mom. Didn't realize I'd never corrected the "joke". He was confused, and it was quite the scene. Funniest scene of my life. Aside from that day, my rents might as well be dead to me, but that's a whole 'nother story.

It's all in fun, FAMS. Thanks for understanding. You should know better anyway. Mrs. HCP has met my mom.
 
my go to move on the "yo momma" phenomenon, feel free to use it...

person: "yo momma"
me: "see, its not really fair to say that to me, because i cant say it to you, because your mom is dead"
person: "umm, no she isnt..."
me: "oh, i forgot to tell you, i fucked her to death last night"

for the win
 
3RA1N1AC said:
my go to move on the "yo momma" phenomenon, feel free to use it...

person: "yo momma"
me: "see, its not really fair to say that to me, because i cant say it to you, because your mom is dead"
person: "umm, no she isnt..."
me: "oh, i forgot to tell you, i fucked her to death last night"

for the win
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That is rad. Until I flip the script. "My mom is dead? Really? I guess I really did hit it hard last night." Disturbing yes, but quite the quip killer. It's all poker, really. You gotta know when to play the hand, play the bluff, or when to cut it before the jokester can get his joke in.
 
The HCP started a "YO MAMA" joke thread like last year! Somebody bump it!





Yo mama is so stupid....... took that bitch and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
 
3RA1N1AC said:
my go to move on the "yo momma" phenomenon, feel free to use it...

person: "yo momma"
me: "see, its not really fair to say that to me, because i cant say it to you, because your mom is dead"
person: "umm, no she isnt..."
me: "oh, i forgot to tell you, i fucked her to death last night"

for the win
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I always liked "speaking of trees, I have a dog!"

WINNING!
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
That is rad. Until I flip the script. "My mom is dead? Really? I guess I really did hit it hard last night." Disturbing yes, but quite the quip killer. It's all poker, really. You gotta know when to play the hand, play the bluff, or when to cut it before the jokester can get his joke in.
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"she was already dead when you fucked her, you just didnt notice because you have a minuscule cock"
 
3RA1N1AC said:
my go to move on the "yo momma" phenomenon, feel free to use it...

person: "yo momma"
me: "see, its not really fair to say that to me, because i cant say it to you, because your mom is dead"
person: "umm, no she isnt..."
me: "oh, i forgot to tell you, i fucked her to death last night"

for the win
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I think you should write a book dude, I would buy it.
 
3RA1N1AC said:
my go to move on the "yo momma" phenomenon, feel free to use it...

person: "yo momma"
me: "see, its not really fair to say that to me, because i cant say it to you, because your mom is dead"
person: "umm, no she isnt..."
me: "oh, i forgot to tell you, i fucked her to death last night"

for the win
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By the way.... this is NOT for the win. You haven't seen my mom. I'm embarrassed for my dad. Really, I am. So if you had..... That's like me boning Sandra Bernhard, Rosie O'Donnell, or Janet Reno and bragging about it.
 
you are a horrible son, you should find your mom irresistibly attractive regardless of her facial symmetry or body mass index

and a man should never be embarrassed for his dad, unless the embarrassment stems from introspective analysis regarding his own inadequacies
 
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