John Canzano is...

[Fez Hammersticks]

If anyone deserves a "meet the Blazers' thread it's John...


-A better journalist than fans give him credit for...

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Overly dependent upon the "use a one-sentence paragraph for an emotional impact" gimmick.

 

[DeanMoriarty]

Canzano was only good the first few times I read him.

Then I realized I had to take him seriously.

 

[The Sebastian Express]

a great example of the falling standards in journalism and columnists.

 

[Luther]

Incapable of writing an article that doesn't include some ridiculous subplot.

 

[THE HCP]

is lucky to have a job considering he knows nothing about basketball!

 

[Nikolokolus]

... really a human interest writer masquerading as a sports columnist.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Overly dependent upon the "use a one-sentence paragraph for an emotional impact" gimmick.

Bwahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!! Yes sir. I have never seen a journalist use this gimmick to the extent Canzano does. I skim through his articles just to get to the end, so I can confirm my hypothesis that John Canzano:

Is an idiot.

 

[SnakeOiler]

A small bald guy that pulls shit from his ass and puts it in the newspaper.

 

[Eastoff]

a lucky bastard marrying anna song

 

[ABM]

...in veritable transit....simply padding his journalistic resume, here, in Portland.

 

[The Sebastian Express]

apparently flying first class to writing assignments while The Oregonian is cutting jobs, cutting sections of the paper, and cutting the payroll of his colleagues.

 

[Boob-No-More]

A shitstirrer who invents "facts" and doesn't believe in research.

BNM

 

[STOMP]

...not worth the time it takes to read him. I stopped clicking his (& JQ's) links years ago.

STOMP

 

[andalusian]

... really a human interest writer masquerading as a sports columnist.

Pretty much on the money. He is a pretty decent human interest writer, as well.

 

[RR7]

a lucky bastard marrying anna song

Didn't know who she was. I googled it. Glad I did it at home, and not work. Apparently also a pornstar by that same name.