Just got drafted in MLB The Show by the Seattle Mariners.

[BigGameDamian]

4th round 6 pick.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

congrats.

 

[PapaG]

 

[MARIS61]

Word jumble?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

4th round 6 pick.

As your manager I get 20% of your earnings.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

One time at band camp.......

 

[julius]

I just farted.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Listen to a story bout a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. And then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground come a bubbling crude.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I was 29th for tank kills on PS3 in BF3 when I decided to regain my life. I suggest you put the video games away. As fun as it was, real life is better....FOR NOW

 

[PapaG]

I was 29th for tank kills on PS3 in BF3 when I decided to regain my life. I suggest you put the video games away. As fun as it was, real life is better....FOR NOW

When I was in college, I was MVP of the NBA on my Sega Genesis as a player named Li'l G who played for the Blazers. It was awesome. That was 20 years ago, though, and I've yet to see Li'l G inducted into Springfield.

 

[julius]

When I was in college, I was MVP of the NBA on my Sega Genesis as a player named Li'l G who played for the Blazers. It was awesome. That was 20 years ago, though, and I've yet to see Li'l G inducted into Springfield.

that's because Li'l G obviously pissed off the NBA elite.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

If G wasn't online, G will never be recognized SON!!!

I was literally hooked on the hate mail I got from other players. If I didn't get some during the night, it was a failure.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I played at night when I should have been sleeping. Yet, I sleep walked through the day. I know there are plenty of people who do the same. They shouldn't be driving.

 

[santeesioux]

[video=youtube;wDajqW561KM]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I just got done adjusting the rear derailleur on my new bike. Easy as pie.

 

[MickZagger]

Jacking off and playing video games. The life of a 12 year old...

 

[PDXFonz]

Enjoy your wildly unsuccessful video game career until you are traded to the Yankees.

 

[PDXFonz]

When I was in college, I was MVP of the NBA on my Sega Genesis as a player named Li'l G who played for the Blazers. It was awesome. That was 20 years ago, though, and I've yet to see Li'l G inducted into Springfield.

Lil g? I thought your nickname was lil d....

 

[santeesioux]

Jacking off and playing video games. The life of a 12 year old...

That sounds like an awesome way to spend an afternoon.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I made jack doffalloveryou in NBA 2k and he was great, he only did layups though, and I think he wore a backpack during games for some reason