Just put 100 bucks on the Rockets

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Will win 160 if the Rockets win. On my way out figured why not put 20 bucks in a dollar machine. Second spin I won 200.

If the Rockets flop their way to a ref fueled victory I will be up 360 bucks in 5 minutes. If Aldridge shows up I will still be up a hundred and happier than a pig in shit even though I lost.

I used to think my attitude could help the team win. How stupid is that?

If the Rockets win, I can repeat for game seven but will probably have to put up 130 or so to win a hundred.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I do this.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I do this.

Thanks. Makes me feel better that someone else does it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah, I call it the Fail Safe.

I actually put $20 on the L*kers to win the NBA championship when they were down 3-0 a few years ago. Basically a negative negative jinx.

Like I always bet $20 against Manny Paquiao even though I'm of the PACIFIC ISLANDER ASIAN CHING CHONG AH SO varietial.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hahahahahaha. Thanks.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I posted this on FB right after they lost the game before they got eliminated. It was the game right before Andrew Bynum got thrown out and took off his jersey, etc in the elimination game.

comment from a L*ker fan:

Hah. Is this your way of adding salt to the wound. $20 just for spite. Haha

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Just for spite. Reminds me of seinfeld. If the blazers lose I am going to buy my girlfriend a new mountain bike. I was gonna stop at 600 or so, she doesn't need a race bike.

Might go up to 750-800. HOPE not.