Just thought of perfect pickup line/strategy

[BlazerWookee]

I've had notable success with: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

(Dice Clay voice)Hey Honey... I've got... fudge!"(/Dice Clay voice)

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've had notable success with: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

Fat girls don't count.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Fat girls don't count.

They sure as hell remember phone numbers and addresses, though...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

They sure as hell remember phone numbers and addresses, though...

And recipes and the time some girls in middle school picked on them about their my little pony backpack and the time their stepdad called them a pig for eating all the cookies he hid in the woodshed.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I was kidding. Here is a link to make up for it. This girl is awesome. And not ugly by any stretch, must be a great High School to attend.
https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/girl-voted-ugliest-in-school-strikes-back-at-165805800.html