K-Mart got punked... April Fool's Style!

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As we were leaving the arena about a 1/2 hour ago, K-Mart was walking next to us to where the players park their rides. He started cussing and throwing water bottles around. I thought something was about to go down and then I looked up and saw his Range Rover completely full of POPCORN!!!! It was awesome! One of his posse' members had just opened the doors and motherfucking popcorn came flowin' out left and right! I was trying my hardest not to laugh cause he was right next to us! It was the perfect way to end a shitty evening! Found out later while over hearing aforementioned posse' members talking, that JR Smith did it! Martin was screamin', "I'm gonna fuck up whoever did this shit!" Great stuff!
 
Hahahahahahaha I can imagine KMart being so fucking pissed. JR ftw.
 
...I hope K-Mart didn't have any guns around!
 
Denver will be down a SG once Kmart gets done with JR.
 
It wasn't really popcorn, and notice how "THE" quickly pointed the finger at JR Smith.
 
Wow, look at what a drama queen he turned into over it:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5051607
"That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it."

Martin, who has missed 15 games with a torn patella tendon in his left knee, threatened to boycott the postseason if he did not find out who was responsible.

"How 'bout if I don't play in the playoffs until somebody tells me who did it," Martin said more than once.

Martin stormed in and out of the locker room several times, and a person close to him said his anger was not over the prank, but over the fact that someone could go into his pocket and take his keys during a game. Realizing the culprit had to have access to the private code for the team's gated parking lot, he assumed members of the organization either pulled the stunt or assisted in it.
 
JR SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best part was when KMART's posse' was runnin around tryin' to figure out who did it, JR was standing right there on his phone acting like he was pissed too! This is gonna get ugly! HAHAHA!!!!
 
He is the LAST guy in the entire NBA, or professional sports for that matter, that you would want to play a prank on.
 
He is the LAST guy in the entire NBA, or professional sports for that matter, that you would want to play a prank on.
Last year I asked Joel who were the only players in the league he wouldn't fuck with. He said there was only 1............... K-Mart! Blake said he was fucking crazy! They would be playing cards on the team plane or hanging out somewhere and he would just lose it and start screamin and cussin' at people for no reason!
 
JR SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best part was when KMART's posse' was runnin around tryin' to figure out who did it, JR was standing right there on his phone acting like he was pissed too! This is gonna get ugly! HAHAHA!!!!

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Last year I asked Joel who were the only players in the league he wouldn't fuck with. He said there was only 1............... K-Mart! Blake said he was fucking crazy! They would be playing cards on the team plane or hanging out somewhere and he would just lose it and start screamin and cussin' at people for no reason!

Dude has crazy in his eyes. You typically see that in women and ex-cons.
 
It was JR Smith's driver, a former ball for for the Nuggets.
 
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