OT Keith Richards

[SlyPokerDog]

Still alive.

 

[riverman]

Still alive.

Undead is the proper term...I remember the rumor where he was said to have a lifetime supply of clean blood and had regular transfusions but I always thought that meant he was drinking it. Just looking at his hands I have no idea how he plays guitar anymore..he's got calcified knuckles and joints that are arthritic knobs....saw his documentary and man those hands have seen better days

 

[barfo]

Still alive.

Keep us posted on further developments.

barfo

 

[riverman]

Still alive.

Isn't that the title of the BeeGees last album?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Keith Richards

Not dead.

 

[riverman]

Keith Richards
Grateful but not Dead!

 

[riverman]

This will become the new Melo thread...

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Keith looks like he's got a head start on the decomposition process.

 

[crandc]

Isn't that the title of the BeeGees last album?

I believe it was Staying Alive.

 

[Lanny]

Still alive.

Downright miracle that someone that ugly should still be alive.

 

[Lanny]

I believe it was Staying Alive.

You are correct. Every time I hear a reference to Staying Alive I'm reminded of Airplane and I can't get that song out of my head so thanks for that.

 

[riverman]

I believe it was Staying Alive.

I wasn't serious...Staying alive was when they were young guys.....only one living now so the joke was Still Alive being their "last" album.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Alive!

 

[e_blazer]

Alive!

You sure? They could just be keeping his corpse around for use in anti-smoking campaigns.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[riverman]

Keith interviewed not long ago said he finally gave up cigarettes and hard booze....now only has an occassional beer....finally caught up to him.

 

[Chris Craig]

God boomed, "Adam, this is Eve!! You are to love her forever!" Adam replied, "Okay, but who is he?" God shrugged and muttered...
"Oh, that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."

 

[riverman]

You sure? They could just be keeping his corpse around for use in anti-smoking campaigns.

How in the fuck he plays guitar with those hands is beyond me.....and sorry Keith....the eyeliner doesn't add much to that face!

 

[stampedehero]

Isn't that the title of the BeeGees last album?

Not the Bee Gees. I hate their music.

 

[Shaboid]

Not the Bee Gees. I hate their music.

 

[stampedehero]

You sure? They could just be keeping his corpse around for use in anti-smoking campaigns.

He's got Rheumatoid Arthritis. No doubt. I would like to know what meds he is on. Being a musician, I find it a real pain when you get an attack.

 

[stampedehero]

I like the Eagles... I hate Neil Young Electric (He voice reminds me of a run over cat.)

 

[stampedehero]

However, I like "the Doobies"

 

[stampedehero]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb4PwSRgoQrKtEs/giphy.gif A die Hard smoker

 

[Chris Craig]

I like the Eagles... I hate Neil Young Electric (He voice reminds me of a run over cat.)

 

[Chris Craig]

I like the Eagles, Neil Young, and "the Doobies"

 

[riverman]

When I was overseas and people would ask me for a good example of American music I always would tell them to listen to the Eagles...they covered a lot of ground ....Neil Young can be a genius with an acoustic guitar or a really sloppy grating punk like musician with Crazy Horse electric......one thing about Neil....he wrote dozens of songs with the same chord progressions ...they say he has hundreds of songs never released yet as well.....when Neil is good, he's great ...when he's bad...he's boring...sometimes I feel Neil writes the same song over and over on acoustic guitar.

 

[stampedehero]

When I was overseas and people would ask me for a good example of American music I always would tell them to listen to the Eagles...they covered a lot of ground ....Neil Young can be a genius with an acoustic guitar or a really sloppy grating punk like musician with Crazy Horse electric......one thing about Neil....he wrote dozens of songs with the same chord progressions ...they say he has hundreds of songs never released yet as well.....when Neil is good, he's great ...when he's bad...he's boring...sometimes I feel Neil writes the same song over and over on acoustic guitar.

Truth........