OT Keystone Piple Line leaks 210k gallons of oil in South Dakota

[Chris Craig]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/keystone-pipeline-leaks-210k-gallons-230601176.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/keystone-pipeline-leaks-210k-gallons-230601176.html

More liberal BS.

Where does oil come from?

The ground.

What you're calling a leak is really just a migration home.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

 

[tlongII]

THE HORRAH!

 

[Chris Craig]

More liberal BS.

Where does oil come from?

The ground.

What you're calling a leak is really just a migration home.

I like to start um....conversations

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I like to start um....conversations

Well this one is literally crude.

 

[riverman]

What you're calling a leak is really just a migration home

surf's up!

 

[santeesioux]

Not surprising.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

oh no! :MARIS61:

 

[SportsAndWhine]

The spice must flow.

 

[barfo]

Luckily it was just a piple line.

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

Well this one is literally crude.

as crude as this joke

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The good news is that this is the first time anyone's cared about South Dakota.

 

[Orion Bailey]

The good news is that this is the first time anyone's cared about South Dakota.

Just cause I commented on a joke doesnt mean I care, so is it really a first?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Well this one is literally crude.

That was slick.

 

[Orion Bailey]

That was slick.

Slick as the puke protruding from my mouth at this point....

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

While I am appalled by the leak.....and the pipeline in general, a state that allows (literally) hundreds of miles of tacky and endless billboards for a useless pile of shit known as Wall Drug sounds hypocritical complaining about an oil leak. Yeah, it’s “apples to oranges” but it’s still desecration of the landscape in all its’ many forms. I guess the revenue from Wall Drug is “cleaner” and “safer” than that from the pipeline......but then, we’re all whores for something.......

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Slick as the puke protruding from my mouth at this point....

Sorry, man, I dont get it.

Several things come to mind. People try to make a big deal out of this. Okay, it is something that needs to be avoided, but when accidents happen, there is plenty of regulation and over site to ensure a proper clean up.

Things to think about. In the early 1900s, there was so much crude old in many states, that they would burn it off as a waste product. Often there would be tacky oil swamps on the surface. This had been a natural occurrences far before man discovering a commercial use for the stuff.

Also, there are bacteria that break down crude oil naturally.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Sorry, man, I dont get it.

Several things come to mind. People try to make a big deal out of this. Okay, it is something that needs to be avoided, but when accidents happen, there is plenty of regulation and over site to ensure a proper clean up.

Things to think about. In the early 1900s, there was so much crude old in many states, that they would burn it off as a waste product. Often there would be tacky oil swamps on the surface. This had been a natural occurrences far before man discovering a commercial use for the stuff.

Also, there are bacteria that break down crude oil naturally.

Sorry. If you figure it out, let me know.

I was making lite and picking on slick sly and his play with words is all. Nothing to do with the actual leak.
You are right though, we have plenty of regulation and nothing in this world is perfect. Shit happens. Clean it up as quickly and efficiently as possibly while minimizing any further impact to the environment and move on.

 

[stampedehero]

It ruptured because it was lubed too well.

 

[theprunetang]

It ruptured because it was lubed too well.

That's what he said.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

That's what he said.

Are you taking a sexist joke and making it homophobic?

 

[theprunetang]

Are you taking a sexist joke and making it homophobic?

It would only be homophobic if I was scared of it. I'm not.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It would only be homophobic if I was scared of it. I'm not.

That ain't the way people react to that type of joke these days.

 

[theprunetang]

That ain't the way people react to that type of joke these days.

I'm not most people.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm not most people.

I'm trying to figure out if I can say it. Never heard anyone say it, always she said.

 

[theprunetang]

I'm trying to figure out if I can say it. Never heard anyone say it, always she said.

I always thought that changing it to "he said" was sort of taking the sexism out of it, or at least evening the balance. I use either, situationally. But, what do I know?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I always thought that changing it to "he said" was sort of taking the sexism out of it, or at least evening the balance. I use either, situationally. But, what do I know?

I always use the she said version as a sex joke. I suppose I'd be an equal opportunity offender if I change it up once in a while. Hell, if I say it like I say she said it would be like saying I had a homosexual experience.

Typing that out makes it seem better..... it's weird trying to be a joker in modern times.

 

[riverman]

it's weird trying to be a joker in modern times.

Heath Ledger is a testament to that

 

[BlazerWookee]

Ten bucks says yhis comes down to either drunk morons or false-flag sabotage...