Kim and Kris are getting a divorce after 10 weeks of marriage.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

:MARIS61:

barfo

FTFY.

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm sure this model you're marrying has one boob that is a centimeter rounder than the other. She might have a freckle thats out of proportion. Therefore, I wouldn't bone her.

You see what I'm getting at?

You've made these kind of posts several times, its laughable.

I'm sure you're marrying a model, too. I've met you before.

Go back and look how I didn't say anything about doing or not doing Kim Kardashian in my post. Feel like an idiot? You should. You've met me before? Eight years ago? Congrats. I'm sure you've changed quite a bit in the last eight years. The key is, you were completely forgettable when I met you. Maybe the Moby look works for some people, but it wasn't working for you. Yup, you're a real badass. We can't all post pictures of ourselves with our shirts off I guess...

 

[jlprk]

Go back and look how I didn't say anything about doing or not doing Kim Kardashian in my post.

If you won't say it, then I will. I wouldn't do any loudmouthed hateful bitch, no matter how beautiful she is. Especially if I have to compete for her, like some famous actress. Keep life simple.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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[MickZagger]

Go back and look how I didn't say anything about doing or not doing Kim Kardashian in my post. Feel like an idiot? You should. You've met me before? Eight years ago? Congrats. I'm sure you've changed quite a bit in the last eight years. The key is, you were completely forgettable when I met you. Maybe the Moby look works for some people, but it wasn't working for you. Yup, you're a real badass. We can't all post pictures of ourselves with our shirts off I guess...

lol, calm down, dude. All personal because I think its laughable that you critique every hot celebrity breezy thats discussed on this forum.

Cool that you're gonna marry a Lane Bryant nightgown model. Props.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

breast implants, nose job, botox.

fake. would still insert penis.

 

[barfo]

Alive, or not too-long dead. Has an orifice, or one can be made. No razor blades in orifice, or they are dull.

would insert penis.

FTFAOU.

(fixed that for all of us)

barfo

 

[Run BJM]

 

[Natebishop3]

lol, calm down, dude. All personal because I think its laughable that you critique every hot celebrity breezy thats discussed on this forum.

Cool that you're gonna marry a Lane Bryant nightgown model. Props.

So let me get this straight... In the three years that we have been posting on this forum I have made "several" posts about celebrity chicks and that was enough to annoy you? Several posts out of 17,602 was enough to raise your ire? That sounds pretty "laughable" to me.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So let me get this straight... In the three years that we have been posting on this forum I have made "several" posts about celebrity chicks and that was enough to annoy you? Several posts out of 17,602 was enough to raise your ire? That sounds pretty "laughable" to me.

They were very memorable posts.

 

[Natebishop3]

They were very memorable posts.

All my posts are memorable, didn't you get the memo?

 

[barfo]

All my posts are memorable, didn't you get the memo?

Apparently the memo wasn't memorable.

barfo

 

[huevonkiller]

Hmm... she seems a bit more authentic than that to me. I know she's pretty constantly wearing a lot of makeup and very nice clothes, but I don't get a "fake" vibe from her. I guess the few pics that I've seen of her not totally dolled up I find her cute/hot, too...

**shrug**

Ed O.

We're defending her personality now?

Nah dude, she's definitely worthless.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This is all what's wrong about America.

 

[MickZagger]

This is all what's wrong about America.

Bollywood!

 

[ABM]

Like a good stock investor, Reggie Bush got in and out at just the right times.

 

[MickZagger]

Like a good stock investor, Reggie Bush got in and out at just the right times.

There's rumors that they're back together.

 

[ABM]

 

[Ed O]

We're defending her personality now?

Are we? Was I?

Nah dude, she's definitely worthless.

OK.

Ed O.

 

[The Professional Fan]

If you're a guy and you outright would not bang Kim Kardashian, you are gay.

 

[speeds]

Or maybe not so keen on getting the klap. KK has had more black guys in her than the underground railroad.

 

[BrianFromWA]

what speeds said. Though it doesn't matter if they were black, white or any other color.

 

[speeds]

what speeds said. Though it doesn't matter if they were black, white or any other color.

The joke doesn't make sense otherwise tho...

 

[BrianFromWA]

bumped for fresh info:

NBA player Kris Humphries walking in on wife Kim Kardashian's "nude" yoga class with a naked male instructor may have helped fuel the blowup of the couple's short-lived marriage, according to ABC News.

The former New Jersey Nets player and the reality TV star were shown bickering frequently during Sunday's premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York on E! network, notes ABC's Andrea Canning.

But what really seems to have sent Humphries packing is walking in on Kim, Kourtney and friends practicing hot nude yoga in the couple's hotel suite -- with a naked male instructor. E! blurred out the man's private parts.

When Kim berates Kris for treating her friends disrespectfully, he yells: "How rude is it that there's a naked guy in my house when I walk home?" She counters: "You are so immature, I can't take it."

Stupid Immature Kris not being understanding about a dude naked in his house with his naked wife. Like, Soooo Immature.

 

[huevonkiller]

Are we? Was I?



OK.

Ed O.

Yes she is trashy, I saw the nude yoga thing.

 

[Ed O]

Yes she is trashy, I saw the nude yoga thing.

That's trashy? Laughing at a naked (gay) male yoga instructor?

That's not what I consider to be trashy.

Ed O.

 

[huevonkiller]

That's trashy? Laughing at a naked (gay) male yoga instructor?

That's not what I consider to be trashy.

Ed O.

She's a pornstar who likes exercising with other naked guys while she is married.

She just got divorced after a handful of weeks and she sounds plastic as fuck, yes she is trashy dude.

 

[Ed O]

She's a pornstar who likes exercising with other naked guys while she is married.

Recording yourself having sex isn't trashy. It's naughty fun, IMO.

Doing yoga in her home with her girlfriends and a naked male instructor is trashy? That's what trashy women do?

She just got divorced after a handful of weeks and she sounds plastic as fuck, yes she is trashy dude.

"Sounds" plastic? Ok...

And trashy women are known for short marriages? Really?

Again: I think we have different definitions of "trashy".

Ed O.

 

[huevonkiller]

Recording yourself having sex isn't trashy. It's naughty fun, IMO.

You're a real brave man then. You don't mind seeing your wife on video, getting cum poured all over her face and gang banged by a bunch of d-bag gangstas.



Edit: El Prez seems to have a problem with white people. He seems to assume Kim only goes out with blacks, and thus "gangsta" only applies to blacks in his small world. Time to look up the facts, it is a slang word that is used in various ways. For example "Gangsta" is synonymous with "player", you reverse racist. Being a pimp/player/mack-daddy is cool you fucking idiot. I just think Ray J is a D-bag because I've seen his show. It is a loosely used slang word.


She's been divorced twice already bruh. It is just amusing to me because she can't stay with one guy for too long.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What's wrong with Kim isn't that she's having sex with black guys, which some seem to have a problem with....its she's way too career focused. She is too much about money and fame, its pretty sickening.

The naked yoga thing is pretty ludicrous though. wtf is that, especially right there in their apartment.

What would be her reaction if he hired a bunch of lesbians to do jumping jacks while his friends watched football?