OT Kim Jong Un in critical condition

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BREAKING: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un In ‘Grave Danger’ After Surgery, Report Says

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is reportedly in “grave danger” after undergoing a cardiovascular procedure earlier this month.

“The US is monitoring intelligence that North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un, is in grave danger after a surgery, according to a US official with direct knowledge,” CNN reported. “Kim recently missed the celebration of his grandfather’s birthday on April 15, which raised speculation about his well-being. He had been seen four days before that at a government meeting.”

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

China will take over North Korea

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

 

[Chris Craig]

Will his sister take over?

 

[magnifier661]

China will take over North Korea

I think that’s highly possible

 

[magnifier661]

Will his sister take over?

She’s technically next in line. Not sure how the system works. I’m still thinking China may move in.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Where do I send my resume, I have dictator experience!

 

[calvin natt]

Just checking do we not wish death on anyone still or no

 

[Chris Craig]

He's only 36

 

[Chris Craig]

She’s technically next in line. Not sure how the system works. I’m still thinking China may move in.

I thought so

I bet she is worse than he is

Maybe

 

[magnifier661]

I thought so

I bet she is worse than he is

Maybe

She seems like the one that would slit your throat with a smile. Like the silent killer

 

[Chris Craig]

She seems like the one that would slit your throat with a smile. Like the silent killer

He is pretending to be a dictator....she would really be one. I bet behind the scenes he runs everything through her. She is the brain.

 

[H.C.]

He is pretending to be a dictator....she would really be one. I bet behind the scenes he runs everything through her. She is the brain.

Technically this is actually the rumor.
His older sister and Kim have a ''weird'' relationship. One that he trusts her explicitly with everything.
That's the rumor.

Shes rarely seen in public at all and pictures of her are even more rare.
The one that is seen more often is his younger sister.

 

[Chris Craig]

Apparently he is brain dead

 

[riverman]

There will be a military coup if he dies....China probably has a N Korean general on the inside track...their puppet

 

[oldfisherman]

There are not many people in the world qualified to run N. Korea. The government has complete control over the economic production and alocation of products and services. The only person I know of with a deep desire to run such a centralized system is Bernie Sanders.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

There will be a military coup if he dies....China probably has a N Korean general on the inside track...their puppet

China is about 25 years ahead of my projections. They will rule the world within most of our lifetimes and it will be brutal and dystopian.

 

[magnifier661]

There are not many people in the world qualified to run N. Korea. The government has complete control over the economic production and alocation of products and services. The only person I know of with a deep desire to run such a centralized system is Bernie Sanders.

He should run it.

 

[Chris Craig]

There are not many people in the world qualified to run N. Korea. The government has complete control over the economic production and alocation of products and services. The only person I know of with a deep desire to run such a centralized system is Bernie Sanders.

Trump would be perfect there

 

[oldfisherman]

Trump would be perfect there

Nay, Trump wouldn't work there.
N. Korea's wall in already built, and texting is forbidden.

 

[julius]

Nay, Trump wouldn't work there.
N. Korea's wall in already built, and texting is forbidden.

He'd have to come up with a new adjective...how many ways can you call someone short?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Just checking do we not wish death on anyone still or no

 

[Chris Craig]

Nay, Trump wouldn't work there.
N. Korea's wall in already built, and texting is forbidden.

Sure he would. He could freely grab women by the pussy and have them pee on him

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Breaking News!! Dennis Rodman just boarded a flight to NK.

 

[oldfisherman]

Sure he would. He could freely grab women by the pussy and have them pee on him

I overlooked how much Trump loves parades. N. Korea has a great military parade.

Plus in N. Korea, Trump can make people show up for his parades.

Nay, still won't work. No one in N. Korea has a cell phone for Trump to text to. Plus they do not have any fast food restaurants. What would Trump eat?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hunter Biden can do it. He's got other jobs with no experience that paid awesome.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[barfo]

I wonder whether Trump will rush to his bedside to hold his hand and hear his last words.

They are in love, after all.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Un is either dead and they are going to weekend at Bernie's him or he is alive and waiting as his people lineup willingly to see who is going to be his new heart donor.





If he does survive...I feel sorry for the doctor

 

[wizenheimer]

Where do I send my resume, I have dictator experience!

you'd be on somebody's menu the minute you stepped a paw into that place