Kobe To John Wall: Just Do It

[ABM]

http://www.ludakicks.com/2010/12/kobe-bryant-tells-john-wall-to-buy-nikes/

Enjoying that #1 overall pick contract, the instant star-treatment, and the signature shoe line – you couldn’t tell John Wall nuthin’. That is, unless, you’re five-time NBA Champion Kobe Bryant. John Wall, who has missed a third of his first NBA season thus far, will be sitting out tonight’s match-up against the Lakers. Kobe Bryant isn’t new to injury, but he’s shown an unmatched resolve when it comes to playing through pain, so when asked for a piece of advice for the ailing John Wall, Kobe Bryant said “Buy Nikes”. Brevity is certainly the soul of wit, but perhaps Kobe was just sending a few playful jabs in Wall’s direction. Nevertheless, Kobe will be out there tonight and Wall will be nursing his knee like a 73-year-old geriatric, so let us know what you think of Kobe’s comments after the jump. via MichaelLee.

 

[The Professional Fan]

I desperately need Wall to come back for my fantasy team! Buy Nike's then!

 

[MARIS61]

Just do what?

Anal rape?

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Just do what?

Anal rape?

Do you really think Kobe raped someone? He's Kobe fucking Bryant. Millions of women would sleep with him given the chance. They would probably let him get it in the butt too.

 

[huevonkiller]

I don't know for sure what happened, but his own words don't sound that innocent though, just saying.

Do you really think Kobe raped someone? He's Kobe fucking Bryant. Millions of women would sleep with him given the chance. They would probably let him get it in the butt too.

"First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I also want to apologize to her parents and family members, and to my family and friends and supporters, and to the citizens of Eagle, Colo.

I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives of this young woman. No money has been paid to this woman. She has agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_Bryant_sexual_assault_case

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Maybe she didn't want it in the butt.