Ladies and Gentlemen, your newest Portland Trail Blazer...

[maxiep]

Shavlik Randolph!

I heard we signed him to a training camp contract.

S-Bo?

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

oh god, the C version of McBob. yay

 

[PapaG]

Another body for camp because Frye is out.

 

[Crimson the Cat]

Canzano made it sound like we signed Randolph to something more substantial than just a training camp contract. Anyone else get that impression?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

What a buzzkill

Shavlek F'n Randolph, a player who'll get ZERO minutes unless our 3rd string PF goes down with an injury.

LaMarcus/Frye/Diogu/Randolph

He is not a Center. Shavlek has no place on this team other than a practice body.

 

[Master Shake]

What needs to happen is Juan Dixon coming back.

 

[andalusian]

What needs to happen is Juan Dixon coming back.

He did. To Washington.

 

[Master Shake]

I have his jersey from his stint in Toronto. Only him and I have it...it's awesome.

 

[Natebishop3]

What needs to happen is Juan Dixon coming back.

No. That never needs to happen in Portland again. Juan was a tool. Real ego. I didn't like him. He was Damon Stoudamire, only like three or four inches taller.

 

[THE HCP]

No. That never needs to happen in Portland again. Juan was a tool. Real ego. I didn't like him. He was Damon Stoudamire, only like three or four inches taller.

I second that brother!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

.....

 

[Pontius]

Shavlik is a pussy. He was at one time rated the top player in his HS class. Went to Duke and there it was discovered that he is a pussy.

Luke Jackson isn't better looking. But he sure as hell ain't a pussy. Lesbo Ducks!

 

[bluefrog]

The last thing we need is another player from Dook.