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chris_in_pdx

chris_in_pdx

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I'm calling out every S2 board member who goes to tomorrow night's game: give Portland Laker fan/bandwaggoner/California Transplant the business tomorrow night. Razz him mercilessly. If he talks junk back, haul him down to the loading dock and beat the snot out of him. And then laugh as you see him crying like a little bitch as he slinks out the doors midway through the 4th quarter like a whipped puppy when the Lakers are down by 50.

There's nothing more infuriating to me than Laker fan coming into the RG and talking trash. Those assholes are the scum of the fucking earth, and should be tarred and feathered and then hung by their toenails over the fire spitter in the RG courtyard.

[video=youtube;6D8aAC4jrPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM[/video]
 
chris_in_pdx said:
I'm calling out every S2 board member who goes to tomorrow night's game: give Portland Laker fan/bandwaggoner/California Transplant the business tomorrow night. Razz him mercilessly. If he talks junk back, haul him down to the loading dock and beat the snot out of him. And then laugh as you see him crying like a little bitch as he slinks out the doors midway through the 4th quarter like a whipped puppy when the Lakers are down by 50.

There's nothing more infuriating to me than Laker fan coming into the RG and talking trash. Those assholes are the scum of the fucking earth, and should be tarred and feathered and then hung by their toenails over the fire spitter in the RG courtyard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM
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So Chris, explain.

Are all these bandwaggoners male? If so, great. Post is fine as it stands. I have no problem accepting that such obnoxious assholes would be male.

Or are you being sexist?

Or are you just saying that you oppose violence against women, so are saying only "he" should get beaten up on the loading dock?

PS, not all California transplants are Laker fans. Or Laker bandwaggoners!
 
crandc said:
So Chris, explain.

Are all these bandwaggoners male? If so, great. Post is fine as it stands. I have no problem accepting that such obnoxious assholes would be male.

Or are you being sexist?

Or are you just saying that you oppose violence against women, so are saying only "he" should get beaten up on the loading dock?

PS, not all California transplants are Laker fans. Or Laker bandwaggoners!
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You are correct to call me out, crandc. I was being unconciously sexist. My deepest apologies.

That being said, I have known some seriously obnoxious assholes who happened to be women.
 
Good God
 
Is this your championship game for the season?
 
Shapecity said:
Is this your championship game for the season?
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some people here would probably trade in a Regular season win against the Lakers for a WCF or Finals win against another team :rolleyes2::sigh:
 
As a transplant in LA, I don't approve. Sure, if someone is talking shit all game, go ahead and attack them, but some people just support their home team (like I do in LA). I won't even go to L*ker games in LA because I got in a few scuffles last time..just unprovoked, I am walking around with my oden jersey and some fucking piece of shit starts yelling crap at me. Its pretty low-class to do and if someone is looking for a fight, bring it.
 
Buzz Killington said:
As a transplant in LA, I don't approve. Sure, if someone is talking shit all game, go ahead and attack them, but some people just support their home team (like I do in LA). I won't even go to L*ker games in LA because I got in a few scuffles last time..just unprovoked, I am walking around with my oden jersey and some fucking piece of shit starts yelling crap at me. Its pretty low-class to do and if someone is looking for a fight, bring it.
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seconded. Just rooting for another team is a BS reason to attack someone.
 
Well, someone (was it e_blazer? BNM? can't recall) submitted a post after the last game vs. Lakers distinguishing between genuine Laker fans, who respect the game and the NBA, and Laker bandwaggoners, who know nothing and root for whatever team is in style. Chris was clearly aiming his barb againt the bandwaggoners.
 
crandc said:
So Chris, explain.

Are all these bandwaggoners male? If so, great. Post is fine as it stands. I have no problem accepting that such obnoxious assholes would be male.

Or are you being sexist?

Or are you just saying that you oppose violence against women, so are saying only "he" should get beaten up on the loading dock?

PS, not all California transplants are Laker fans. Or Laker bandwaggoners!
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Is this a joke?
 
Hey Chris...

I could beat the crap out of you :gasoline:


But talking smack to you and you flipping out is so much more entertaining :ghoti:
 
Last Laker game I was surrounded by Laker fans...literally on all sides...I had fun giving them some good-natured "business"...but I see a lot of people take it past the point of fun and into drunken bravado...that's lame.

Fuck the Lakers.
 
Blazer_Hippie said:
Last Laker game I was surrounded by Laker fans...literally on all sides...I had fun giving them some good-natured "business"...but I see a lot of people take it past the point of fun and into drunken bravado...that's lame.
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exactly. good natured fun is fine. And fun and adds to the experience. I personally love going back and forth with a fan.
 
but no...seriously....you bitches are goin down :devilwink:

(i mean it this time)
 
Kobe might not play. Built in excuse for us Laker fans if we lose.
 
Shapecity said:
Kobe might not play. Built in excuse for us Laker fans if we lose.
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What's the dif?

Every time Kobe plays and you lose he has an excuse anyway. Sore pinkie, torn hangnail...

Pansies.
 
crandc said:
So Chris, explain.

Are all these bandwaggoners male? If so, great. Post is fine as it stands. I have no problem accepting that such obnoxious assholes would be male.

Or are you being sexist?

Or are you just saying that you oppose violence against women, so are saying only "he" should get beaten up on the loading dock?

PS, not all California transplants are Laker fans. Or Laker bandwaggoners!
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So are you saying we should beat up obnoxious female fans also, so as not to discriminate?
 
please try to snap pics of l*ker fans at the game. Especially if they're wearing sunglasses inside the RG.
 
chris_in_pdx said:
You are correct to call me out, crandc. I was being unconciously sexist. My deepest apologies.

That being said, I have known some seriously obnoxious assholes who happened to be women.
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No, you really weren't. That's an overreaction big time. You know what HE meant crandc.
 
crandc said:
Well, someone (was it e_blazer? BNM? can't recall) submitted a post after the last game vs. Lakers distinguishing between genuine Laker fans, who respect the game and the NBA, and Laker bandwaggoners, who know nothing and root for whatever team is in style. Chris was clearly aiming his barb againt the bandwaggoners.
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I thought that was me. Maybe I built on the original post.
 
Maybe somebody in the Laker hotel downtown will give Kobe one of those special hamburgers that made him sick a year or so ago in Utah.....:cheers:
 
Wheels said:
exactly. good natured fun is fine. And fun and adds to the experience. I personally love going back and forth with a fan.
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In Houston, I was hollering "Attaboy, <insert player's name here>" every time I thought it was quiet enough in the arena for the players to hear me from the 400 level. A Houston fan behind me started giving me a hard time, and I started verbally jabbing back a little. After the game, I got a "Have a safe trip back to Portland!" and a smile and a wave from the guy. All in good fun. I think that if I had reacted negatively to his first couple of jabs, he might have wanted to throw down...
 
dang, 400 level? Is that like, the 3rd balcony or something?
 
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