Lakers are gonna beat the Failzers...

[DaRizzle]

There I said it.....

 

[GoBlazersGo]

Fuck you, Troll--get lost!

 

[DaRizzle]

Well that wasnt creative shit talking in the slightest....

...better get that bottle of booze off your avatar...you're gonna need it tonight

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

Speaking of funny Laker failures...

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[Blazer_Hippie]

Well that wasnt creative shit talking in the slightest....

...better get that bottle of booze off your avatar...you're gonna need it tonight

You're a stupidhead!

 

[DaRizzle]

Speaking of funny Laker failures...

rofl....this is classic

 

[e_blazer]

If the Lakers do win tonight...and it's far from certain, IMHO...then I guess we've discovered what it takes for the Lakers to finally get a W in Portland -- half the Blazers' team missing.

 

[hasoos]

They couldn't beat Portland without Roy before. I doubt they do it now.

 

[DaRizzle]

I think the Lakers will keep it close just so Kobe can rip your collective hearts out....again

...but maybe not, he only does it to your guys when it really matters

 

[Crimson the Cat]

It takes half our roster to be sidelined for you to talk smack and get cocky. Ok ...

 

[DaRizzle]

It takes half our roster to be sidelined for you to talk smack and get cocky. Ok ...

Yup this is the first time Ive talked some trash before LAL/POR games


(but yes, those trash talking threads did end up with me being pwned)

 

[Nikolokolus]

Hey Rizzle. "neener, neener"

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

Yup this is the first time Ive talked some trash before LAL/POR games


(but yes, those trash talking threads did end up with me being pwned)

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it!

 

[Crimson the Cat]

Yup this is the first time Ive talked some trash before LAL/POR games


(but yes, those trash talking threads did end up with me being pwned)

Well I thought maybe you'd learn your lesson by now. We have a full-strength roster I'm thinkin' you keeping quiet. How embarrassing for the Lake Show if they can't even get by this team this time.

Seriously, have fun watchin' the game tonight. Nothing beats a Friday night with LA/PDX.

 

[DaRizzle]

http://sportstwo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137175

 

[GoBlazersGo]

Well that wasnt creative shit talking in the slightest....

Unfortunately for you, nothing you've ever done could probably described as "creative"... so, what the fuck was your point, again (other than to just troll our forum, as per usual)?

...better get that bottle of booze off your avatar...you're gonna need it tonight

As you can see (a.k.a. "might be able to;" you're a pretty dense S.o.B.), that belongs to my fine, young Russian friend that is holding said bottle. You ever tried coming between a Russian and their alcohol? Of course you haven't... you're still alive!

Oh, and all your friends may tell you that you're funny and/or creative, or whatever... but what they fail to realize is that the most "creative" part of you probably ran down your dad's leg in a jerk-off contest.

 

[Crimson the Cat]

 

[drexlersdad]

how long since yall won in portland? 8 years or something?

 

[DaRizzle]

Unfortunately for you, nothing you've ever done could probably described as "creative"... so, what the fuck was your point, again (other than to just troll our forum, as per usual)?

not creative

As you can see (a.k.a. "might be able to;" you're a pretty dense S.o.B.), that belongs to my fine, young Russian friend that is holding said bottle. You ever tried coming between a Russian and their alcohol? Of course you haven't... you're still alive!

Oh, and all your friends may tell you that you're funny and/or creative, or whatever... but what they probably fail to realize is that the most "creative" part of you ran down your dad's leg in a jerk-off contest.

better....keep trying

 

[DaRizzle]

how long since yall won in portland? 8 years or something?

the rain makes the Lakers depressed

 

[Crimson the Cat]

how long since yall won in portland? 8 years or something?

It's really become embarrassing, hasn't it?

 

[Crimson the Cat]

the rain makes the Lakers depressed

Actually, it's the bitch-slapping they're dreading that makes them depressed.

 

[DaRizzle]

personal attacks make me happy.....it assures me the Lakers are doing well

 

[drexlersdad]

It's really become embarrassing, hasn't it?

i do fear they might break the streak tonight though, we are very vulnerable, and they are most likely relishing the opportunity to beat us up here for once.

 

[e_blazer]

The best thing about tonight's game is that if the Blazers should manage to pull off a win, just imagine the meltdown in Lakerville. Losing to the Blazers in Portland yet again...when the Blazers are missing half of their team. How sweet would that be?

 

[DaRizzle]

damn...you guys are 4 pt underdogs at home......thats a damn shame

 

[DaRizzle]

The best thing about tonight's game is that if the Blazers should manage to pull off a win, just imagine the meltdown in Lakerville. Losing to the Blazers in Portland yet again...when the Blazers are missing half of their team. How sweet would that be?

either way....the post game threads will be entertaining

 

[hasoos]

damn...you guys are 4 pt underdogs at home......thats a damn shame

You know we should be much bigger underdogs than that, but even oddsmakers know the history! The history backs the Blazers!

 

[Crimson the Cat]

personal attacks make me happy.....it assures me the Lakers are doing well

You on our board makes me happy ... it assures me the Lakers are still weak, beatable, and still stingin' from your last ass-whoopin!

 

[LittleAlex]

the rain makes the Lakers depressed

That's only because it fucks with their plastic surgeries, melanoma ridden skin and their 1000 dollar hair cut.

Clever of you to bust out the fact it rains in Portland. You are the first one to use that line ever!





Personally I think they don't do well here because Mr. Kardashian gets a hold of the super powerful NW Chronic and gets a bit too high.

I am thinking both Artest and Kardashian come out a bit "distracted" this evening.




Here are a few other subjects you can use:
Portlanders are very liberal.
Portlanders smoke lots of weed.
Portlanders are tree huggers.
"Keep Portland Weird" is actually considered to be a source of pride.
Portlanders don't know how to dress up.
There aren't any real clubs in Portland.
Portland is very white.



I figured I would give you a hand since you were already repeating yourself.



P.S. If there was any real justice in the world that documentary about Kobe filmed by Spike Lee would have been titled Do'in Time.