OT LaMarcus Aldridge is building a house for his shoes

[SlyPokerDog]

You know that problem – we've all been there – when you have so many shoes you have to build a house for all your shoes?

No? Oh, well LaMarcus Aldridge does.

In an interview with SLAM, the former Portland Trail Blazers All-Star said he's run out of space in his Dallas home for his ever-increasing shoe collection. So his shoes are getting their own house.

"I'm in the process of building a separate house behind my house, just for shoes," Aldridge, who is signed with Jordan Brand, said. "Like a little show room."

http://www.oregonlive.com/nba/index.ssf/2015/08/lamarcus_aldridge_building_a_s.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Then he'll have to be a 3rd house for his purse collection and a 4th house for his ego.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Fuck LaMarcus Aldridge.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

But there's not enough land in all of Texas to house his ego......

 

[Chris Craig]

And a dollhouse for his loyalty

 

[BonesJones]

That's the only thing he'll be showcasing #NoLarryForLaMarsha

 

[magnifier661]

Who?!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nothing to do with LMA but why didn't anyone ever show me this?!?

 

[Chris Craig]

Nothing to do with LMA but why didn't anyone ever show me this?!?

Pretty sure that guy is the devil

 

[ripcityboy]

A house for his f-ing shoes? Well. He probably isn't the first athlete to have such grandiose appetites..... I am pretty sure Diego Maradona did the same thing for used cocaine wrappers.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Nothing to do with LMA but why didn't anyone ever show me this?!?

But...but.....that tie doesn't go with his outfit.......

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Who?!

Beat me to it

 

[oldfisherman]

LaMasha’s large ” SNEAKER” collection fits with his recent behavior, but,,,, building a special house for his collection,,,,, sounds so feminine.

 

[Strenuus]

Next housing project:

Finding room for all his... "ya knows".

 

[rasheedfan2005]

No one cared about this dude until he was a spur. Everyone wrote blazers off every year now cause he's a spur he's big Time and favorite to win. Fuck this sell out, i hope each sneaker kicks his face

 

[BBert]

Imelda Marcus? She's still alive?

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Imelda Marcus? She's still alive?

Apparently, she's going strong at the age of 86. It'll be interesting to see if someone makes a poster that includes a large number of shoes and brings it to the RG for the game.

 

[dviss1]

Moderator... Why are we using the name Of the person who shall not be named?

Henceforth he shall be called:

The Texas Turncoat

 

[Strenuus]

Moderator... Why are we using the name Of the person who shall not be named?

Henceforth he shall be called:

The Texas Turncoat

He sure did Texas Two Step his way out of here didn't he?

God that felt good to say.

 

[Orion Bailey]

No one cared about this dude until he was a spur. Everyone wrote blazers off every year now cause he's a spur he's big Time and favorite to win. Fuck this sell out, i hope each sneaker kicks his face

Better yet while he is wearing them. !!!!
Something like this. Would be awesome to see him runningdown the court doing this in his gazelle gallup. Anyone good with photoshop? Maybe someone can take LMA's face and put it on this vid? Id cry laughing for days. LOL

 

[BBert]

Moderator... Why are we using the name Of the person who shall not be named?

Henceforth he shall be called:

The Texas Turncoat

That works.

I've been going with LaTex. Kind of a double-entendre.

Although ImeldaMarcus also has a nice ring to it. Imelda for short.

But seriously, keep that filthy language out of thread titles.

 

[BonesJones]

That works.

I've been going with LaTex. Kind of a double-entendre.

Although ImeldaMarcus also has a nice ring to it. Imelda for short.

But seriously, keep that filthy language out of thread titles.

LaMarsha