In all seriousness. I just don't think there is any scenario that would give Portland an advantage in a deal. If the rumor for Harden was actually true; that would be the only one I see making sense.
Regardless, there aren't too many PFs these days actually demanding doubles. In fact, I think I can only count as many on one hand. I don't think he's a batman; but he's definitely an important Robin. Maybe more of a Robin in "Teen Titans".
I don't know if you've noticed my Batum, Lillard, Aldridge trio thread. I know you aren't too high on Batum; but this trio could be very valuable next season.