Lana Lawless

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Some years ago there was a guy who had his dick surgically removed so he could play on the women's tennis tour (he had flopped on the men's tour). He changed his name to Renee Richards. Thru a lawsuit (California, ya know), the women's tour was forced to accept him. They had to design a new event (Mixed Singles) and he flopped there as well.

Now, another CA guy (now goes by the name of Lana Lawless) has had dick removal surgery to play on the the LPGA. The LPGA has in its rules that a player must be "female at birth", so he was eliminated. So, in true California fashion he filed a lawsuit and won. He is also now eligible again for some women's long distance driving competition- sponsored by Dick's Sporting Goods. It seems strange to me he had his goods removed so now he's dickless playing in an event sponsored by Dick's.

Ya gotta love what lefties have done to us.

Here's the lawsuit: http://www.lgbt-lawyer.com/CM/Articles/Lawless-v-LPGA-Complaint-Filed-Endorsed.pdf

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I suspect several "women" have already done this in the WNBA.....

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I suspect several "women" have already done this in the WNBA.....

Really?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No. Just give it time. we're all equal! no gender lines!!!!

My favorite are the dudes who run in the breast cancer marathons for women but technically don't break the rules but still win it all.

 

[ABM]

Renee' Richard used to be called Renee' Dick. Dick was removed.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.salon.com/life/broadsheet/2010/09/21/marathons

In what Cinderella would surely consider unprincely behavior, a man won last years' Disney Princess Half Marathon. It may be a marathon intended "for a princess earning her glass running slippers or a woman who runs her kingdom already," but princes are also allowed, grudgingly. As the Wall Street Journal explains in a piece about the growing visibility of men in women's races, "technically allowing guys to run avoids legal spats, pleases charity sponsors whose fund-raisers are often male and engenders a magnanimous spirit." Well, sometimes it engenders magnanimity -- other times it just provokes glares, heckling or the silent treatment as men beat women in their own race.

Marathon organizers are also doing their part to "discourage male interest," says the Journal: "Goodie bags often contain feminine-cut T-shirts, along with swag like perfume samples, chocolates and pink sandals. One race is giving away feather boas and tiaras." Occasionally, more desperate measures are taken: In Run Like a Diva's half marathon next month, medals will be presented by shirtless firemen. "We had four men signed up, but two dropped out when they heard about the firemen," says Robert Pozo, the race organizer. "We're making this race so girly that men won't want any part of it" -- and, of course, plenty of women won't either. It seems rather ironic for a woman who has proven her physical strength and endurance to be rewarded by being treated like a dainty little princess. Then again, the last time I ran a marathon was never.

 

[Rodolfo]

What ever happened to that guy that got the Tit job, because he lost a bet and kept them because he loved them so much?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

What does this have to do with lefties?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

What ever happened to that guy that got the Tit job, because he lost a bet and kept them because he loved them so much?

That's repulsive.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

What does this have to do with lefties?

In a liberal and progressive society would I expect to find that transgenders (I hate that PC term) gain legal acceptance to the gender they choose. Next, we'll be able to overdose on Rogaine, grow hair all over and become, legally, a dog.

 

[julius]

What does this have to do with lefties?

It doesn't have anything to do with it. BP does it because he thinks it makes him sound smart or "right", and he thinks it's funny.

 

[julius]

Or, Ronan, to be more accurate, he's not too clever.

 

[Rodolfo]

That's repulsive.

True Story!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

But... I love traps.

 

[MARIS61]

As did Richards, Lawless will find the women's game is not an easier version of the men's game. It is a much more exacting endeavor, with less room for error.

He will come up short in the end.

 

[Rhal]

What ever happened to that guy that got the Tit job, because he lost a bet and kept them because he loved them so much?

He didn't lose a bet, he was paid 50k to get them and keep them for a year.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

He didn't lose a bet, he was paid 50k to get them and keep them for a year.

Was he paid by Playtex?

 

[barfo]

Ya gotta love what lefties have done to us.

By "us", I guess you mean you, Renee Richards, and Lana Lawless?

barfo

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

I suspect several "women" have already done this in the WNBA.....

I call BS. If there were, someone might actually watch it.

 

[Rodolfo]

He didn't lose a bet, he was paid 50k to get them and keep them for a year.

ahhh, it's been so long.

 

[boatsandstars]

In a liberal and progressive society would I expect to find that transgenders (I hate that PC term) gain legal acceptance to the gender they choose. Next, we'll be able to overdose on Rogaine, grow hair all over and become, legally, a dog.

What is with assholes and their affinities for bestiality metaphors? Yawn, fucking, yawn. Please, please, please fucking take your dumbshit AMMMURICA ignorance and swallow a bottle of pills.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

What is with assholes and their affinities for bestiality metaphors? Yawn, fucking, yawn. Please, please, please fucking take your dumbshit AMMMURICA ignorance and swallow a bottle of pills.

No where does he imply that the human turning dog will be having sex with anyone.

Would you also like to do away with having age groups in any competition?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

What is with assholes and their affinities for bestiality metaphors? Yawn, fucking, yawn. Please, please, please fucking take your dumbshit AMMMURICA ignorance and swallow a bottle of pills.

Have you not heard? Medication is over-priced thanks to the lefties.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

What is with assholes and their affinities for bestiality metaphors? Yawn, fucking, yawn. Please, please, please fucking take your dumbshit AMMMURICA ignorance and swallow a bottle of pills.

What is the procedure called when a woman adds a penis to her body?

Addadicktome.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

What is with assholes and their affinities for bestiality metaphors? Yawn, fucking, yawn. Please, please, please fucking take your dumbshit AMMMURICA ignorance and swallow a bottle of pills.

Now, now, now... learn to play nicely or we'll take your pills away.

 

[bluefrog]

Funny that he'll probably get his ass kicked in the LPGA

Ya gotta love what lefties have done to us.

I agree. It used to be a lot better when the right was running everything. Now we have to "tolerate" different people. In the good ol' days blacks stayed in the black schools and the whites stayed in the white school. The chinamen stayed in china town.

When we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.

Seriously, why bring politics into this?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Funny that he'll probably get his ass kicked in the LPGA. Seriously, why bring politics into this?

I did just as a ruse to see what kind of idiot responses I'd get. I admit it, I was baiting the lefties on the board. A bit of a troll I am.

 

[ABM]

I did just as a ruse to see what kind of idiot responses I'd get. I admit it, I was baiting the lefties on the board. A bit of a troll I am.

..and you want to be a mod.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

..and you want to be a mod.

I think I deserve it.

 

[ABM]

I think I deserve it.

Actually, in the whole scheme of things, I think you're right.