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EL PRESIDENTE

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What the actual fuck.
 
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And the Benicio del toro character? weak shit right there. Ugh. Movie was bad. How are we supposed to fear the first order now? They fucking blow. Kylo Ren who can't make up his mind and the General Hux who they ragged on half the fuckig movie as being incompetent? the fuck man.
 
No one gave a shit that bitch with the purple hair suicided the ship.
 
and that Luke Hologram? seriouly? that was some weak fucking shit. never got to see Snoke fucking kill anyone? That's the most maddening part. Dude is fucking crazy powerful and mysterious and they wasted him.
 
I honestly would like to see what George Lucas would've done with this sequel trilogy... it's almost crazy to say but I think he would've done a lot better than this. I think the prequel trilogy is looking better by the day.. at least there were explanations.
 
I honestly do not give a shit about the last movie in the trilogy, why would i care to watch it? Horrible. They killed the franchise.
 
This just in, an entire back story on how the ewoks became technological giants using only primitive tools is in the works. Me personally, i LOVE this idea. Now if disney could just make a movie where the president is a shit eating duck...
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I honestly do not give a shit about the last movie in the trilogy, why would i care to watch it? Horrible. They killed the franchise.
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I hate to say it, but I agree with most of what you said. They tried too hard in episode 8 and dropped the ball on most if not all of it.
 
this basically is how I felt about the movie (obvious spoilers)

 
BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 said:
I honestly would like to see what George Lucas would've done with this sequel trilogy... it's almost crazy to say but I think he would've done a lot better than this. I think the prequel trilogy is looking better by the day.. at least there were explanations.
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Nothing can ever salvage those pieces of shit
 
If the movie sucks half as much as you guys say, God, I'm so excited for RLM's half in the bag and Mr. Plinkett's review.
 
rasheedfan2005 said:
This just in, an entire back story on how the ewoks became technological giants using only primitive tools is in the works. Me personally, i LOVE this idea. Now if disney could just make a movie where the president is a shit eating duck...
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Me personally, this sounds amazing. Soooo cool. Very cool.
 
This movie needs to be re-edited and have scenes added that would make us care about the characters. It's so formulaic and predictable.

I know I've become cynical when it comes to movies but damn...this one feels like a cast of a TV show getting back together and reuniting to do a TV movie/new series...only to ruin all the good from the series.
 
And what was with bb8 going all r2d2 from the prequels??
 
Also, they seemed to place random animals and robots for the sole purpose of selling them. Like the Black Evil BB8. I thought that would be good but it was completely fucking useless.

thought there was gonna be a black r2D2 as well
 
And Luke turning into Mr. Hyde was just weird.

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What a shitty way for Luke to go...a farsighted plot that does nothing but kill off two main characters but at least Rey and Kylo are better at using lightsabers right.

I like the idea though that Rey and Kylo are the reincarnations of the boy and girl from the force origins story...they touched the tree and transformed with the force only to return as rey and Kylo. But maybe, the twist will be Kylo is the reincarnation of the girl and rey, of the boy
 
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