Lets make a pledge

[MickZagger]

When the Blazers win the championship we all have to do naked somersaults and cartwheels down our streets

 

[Natebishop3]

But I can't do a cartwheel

 

[MickZagger]

But I can't do a cartwheel

After a couple martini's you can.

 

[Natebishop3]

After a couple martini's you can.

I've never had a martini

 

[MickZagger]

I've never had a martini

Me either.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I already have plans to bang a Kapri Styles look-a-like (without the 1000+ dick history), on a hammock located on the beach in Lincoln City.

God I hope we win a championship...

 

[BrianFromWA]

I don't even want to google that.

 

[crandc]

Mick, I don't know how old you are - I'll just say that while I'm younger than Mick Jagger, I'm still way past being able to do cartwheels!

How about I make a cake with a naked man jumping out of it?

 

[Eastoff]

I think a more realistic answer is to gather up at the annual Portland Naked Bike ride and then paint The Pinwheel on your back

 

[MickZagger]

Mick, I don't know how old you are - I'll just say that while I'm younger than Mick Jagger, I'm still way past being able to do cartwheels!

How about I make a cake with a naked man jumping out of it?

Crand,

You can still do somersaults though.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I think a more realistic answer is to gather up at the annual Portland Naked Bike ride and then paint The Pinwheel on your back

I don't think anyone wants to see a group of forum nerds riding naked together.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

But what if I'm a Never Nude?

 

[Eastoff]

I don't think anyone wants to see a group of forum nerds riding naked together.

I don't think you realize the majority of the naked bike ride are people you don't want to see either. It's for the bike riders themselves. And I think if the Blazer won the Championship, it is a very realistic thing to do at any age.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I don't think you realize the majority of the naked bike ride are people you don't want to see either. It's for the bike riders themselves. And I think if the Blazer won the Championship, it is a very realistic thing to do at any age.

I realize that fully. That doesn't make my statement any less accurate.

If you want to do it, more power to you.

 

[crandc]

Crand,

You can still do somersaults though.

I doubt it.