OT Let's say Olshey quits and Paul hires S2 Associate GMs

[BonesJones]

What would each guys job be?
Cap expert: Denny Crane
Public Speaker: ??
Intl Prospects Expert: Rastapopoulos
US Prospects Expert: Fez Hammersticks
Comedic Relief: damianllillard
ESPN Press Relations Manager: jprlk
NBA "Under-The-Radar" Expert: ??
Trade Negotiater: ??
Scapegoat: MAGS

What else??

I think we could put together either a pretty well functioning front office or one that turns into a fight club.

 

[magnifier661]

What would each guys job be?
Cap expert: Denny Crane
Public Speaker: ??
Intl Prospects Expert: Rastapopoulos
US Prospects Expert: Fez Hammersticks
Comedic Relief: damianllillard
ESPN Press Relations Manager: jprlk
NBA "Under-The-Radar" Expert: ??
Trade Negotiater: ??
Scapegoat: MAGS

What else??

I think we could put together either a pretty well functioning front office or one that turns into a fight club.

I think Denny, RR7, 88 and Brian can manage all cap concerns.

I be the GOAT YO!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Biggest dong in the room : jfizzleraider

Smallest dong in the room : slypokerdog

 

[BonesJones]

I think Denny, RR7, 88 and Brian can manage all cap concerns.

I be the GOAT YO!

a couple of them could be the contact managers in relation to getting the most out of the cap!
The players need a homie in the front office, I volunteer!

 

[RR7]

Denny's our cap expert? Why not just hire Khan?

 

[magnifier661]

I think we need to nominate @BigGameDamian for trade negotiations. He would just tell all other GMs that our players are untouchable

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.

 

[oldfisherman]

The job of Moda Center quality control beer inspector is open.

To apply, send your application along with a $10 processing fee to my PayPal account. The job will go to the poster that submits the most applications.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

BlazerWookee: Moda Center Coors Light Consumption Analyst.

 

[santeesioux]

I'll be the chief diversity officer.

 

[Spud147]

I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.

Well then I guess I'll be in charge of the "sensitivity" training because we're obviously going to need it.

 

[ripcityboy]

I'm for cleaning up players messes for sure. Paranoid worrying, lowered career expectations, backstabbing..... right up my alley.

 

[Nikolokolus]

 

[HailBlazers]

I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.

EL PRESIDENTE : DIRECTOR OF PARTY FAVORS

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Dibs on Blazer Dancer Bikini Line Inspector.

 

[ripcityboy]

EL PRESIDENTE : DIRECTOR OF PARTY FAVORS

A lawyer once told me he had a client who actually tried to write off cocaine as a business expense.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Bfw owns the cap expert position.
I'll take press conference duties.
Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.

 

[barfo]

Dibs on Blazer Dancer Bikini Line Inspector.

You mean genital wart inspector?

barfo

 

[BonesJones]

Bfw owns the cap expert position.
I'll take press conference duties.
Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.

And what about me?

 

[magnifier661]

And what about me?

Sorry we traded you to the Lakers for 2035-2036 2nd rounders

 

[ripcityboy]

And what about me?

Remember that Woody Allen joke, "I would never want to be a member of a club that would want me as a member?" That would apply to the Trail Blazers roster this year too.

 

[OneLifeToLive]

Bfw owns the cap expert position.
I'll take press conference duties.
Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.

You like thee ol get lost technique??

Figured you would!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

And what about me?

Intrahierarchical intercommunications liaison.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Hire a fan to be the GM? Never mix business with pleasure. It will backfire.

 

[OneLifeToLive]

Hire a fan? Never mix business with pleasure. It will backfire.

Nonsense, you would be terrific

 

[BonesJones]

Hire a fan to be the GM? Never mix business with pleasure. It will backfire.

Not a fan.. fans

 

[OneLifeToLive]

42n8bounce can handle sal cap duties.

He already does.

 

[magnifier661]

The funny thing about this thread is there are some that actually think they could run a team

 

[oldfisherman]

BigGameDamian for complaint dept. trainee.

 

[magnifier661]

BigGameDamian for complaint dept. trainee.

@BigGameDamian should be the OFFICIAL BLAZER SPELL CHECKER