OT Let's say Olshey quits and Paul hires S2 Associate GMs

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

You mean genital wart inspector?

barfo

SPD has the STD department nailed down.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Can I be the guy handing out marshmallows and tampons when the Spurs are in town?

 

[oldfisherman]

More vacancies to fill.

Director of Fundom:

Head Receiver:

Chief of Unicorn and Rainbow division:

 

[HailBlazers]

Chief of Unicorn and Rainbow division:

HailBlazers, and it's the Sunshine and Rainbows Division.

 

[42N8Bounce]

42n8bounce can handle sal cap duties.

He already does.

I'm gonna need a bigger calculator!

 

[damianlillard]

there is one rule. everyone is doing my way, my way, it will just be my way. my way makes a winner not a loser

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

there is one rule. everyone is doing my way, my way, it will just be my way. my way makes a winner not a loser

 

[oldfisherman]

And what about me?

Based on your avatar

, you would make a good Head Receiver.

 

[Draco]

The funny thing about this thread is there are some that actually think they could run a team

15 years ago I bet a lot of posters here could do better than multiple GMs in the league. Stupid contracts handed out left and right. One dimensional scorers were way overvalued. Not any more though; NBA teams are run much better.

 

[magnifier661]

15 years ago I bet a lot of posters here could do better than multiple GMs in the league. Stupid contracts handed out left and right. One dimensional scorers were way overvalued. Not any more though; NBA teams are run much better.

Yes, the decisions were lame as fuck, but there is more to it than obtaining players and signing contracts. The arena, merch, managing finances, etc

 

[Strenuus]

More vacancies to fill.

Director of Fundom:

Head Receiver:

Chief of Unicorn and Rainbow division:

AKA the Mags division.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

AKA the Mags division.

Nah, hailblazers took that crown from mags.

 

[HailBlazers]

Nah, hailblazers took that crown from mags.

Wouldn't be where I'm at today without my mentor; the man, the myth, the Magnifier.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Ill be lillards hype man on the Mic.

I learned from flava flave.

 

[magnifier661]

Wouldn't be where I'm at today without my mentor; the man, the myth, the Magnifier.

The student becomes master

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Haha, somebody's got to be the homers around here, with all us cynical assholes and all

 

[BonesJones]

Based on your avatar

, you would make a good Head Receiver.

So basically I just sit at our meetings with a broad under the table while I get head? SWEET

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Biggest dong in the room : jfizzleraider

Smallest dong in the room : slypokerdog

While your dong is in a room, mine will be deep in your wife.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

While your dong is in a room, mine will be deep in your wife.

I don't know that 1.5 inches would really be considered "deep"

Plus all it takes is a tablespoon of peanut butter on mags balls and you'll be busy for at least two hours

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Cap expert:
Public Speaker: Mags. We need to pump the casual fan with rainbows and unicorns for this upcoming tank train.
Intl Prospects Expert: Fez Hammersticks
US Prospects Expert: Fez Hammersticks
Shitlord: SlyPokerDog
ESPN Press Relations Manager: El Prez
NBA "Under-The-Radar" Expert: Fez Hammersticks
Trade Negotiater: Sinobas
Scapegoat: Motherfucking Obama.

 

[PDXFonz]

I still think BGD is the most underrated poster on these forums, not sure he would be the under the radar expert, but he would be something... Perhaps the person in charge of vetoing trades. I'm not sure I'd want him pulling the trigger, but I would let him work the red 'denied' stamp.

Comedic relief would definitely be Braniac or Barfo

Also I would want BrianFromWA to be in charge of PR, and Darkwebs to be whatever Todd Bosma's job title is.

Mags would be on the training staff. I'd trust him to provide whatever players might need to ease their pain when injured.

 

[BonesJones]

We'd need a couple technology experts which would be in charge of phone and wire tapping players, bugging there house and placing trackers on their cars and the players themselves. Maybe we wouldve known LMA was lying about being the best player ever and we'd have Wiggins right now.

We'd need our "leaker". Our Woj "source".
We could also use a master of Free Agent interviews. Somebody who sells shit HARD. Someone who could tell the leaker the meeting went well and mean it.

 

[Draco]

Yes, the decisions were lame as fuck, but there is more to it than obtaining players and signing contracts. The arena, merch, managing finances, etc

Olshey has nothing to do with that; Chris McGown is the company president.

 

[magnifier661]

Olshey has nothing to do with that; Chris McGown is the company president.

Olshey's official title is "President of Basketball Operations"

 

[oldfisherman]

Olshey has nothing to do with that; Chris McGown is the company president.

I thought Chris McGowan fired everyone that worked for him, and then was promoted to door gunner on the space shuttle.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Can I be the positive, optimistic, vocalist?

 

[Natebishop3]

I shall be media relations so I can stick canzano and quick up in the nosebleeds with sly every game.


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[rasheedfan2005]

No one has mentioned me. I feel like this is a popularity contest and no on loves me. Sly, ban everyone. My feelings have been personally attacked.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I would like to be in quality control so I can tell you guys how idiotic your ideas are for improving the team. And so you wont embarrass yourself with Kaman for Durant calls to Presti in the middle of the night.

 

[Mediocre Man]

No one has mentioned me. I feel like this is a popularity contest and no on loves me. Sly, ban everyone. My feelings have been personally attacked.

Can it be personal if there are two of us?

And yes its a popularity contest. The whole forum is though