Event Live from a suite at the Moda Center, It's the Jan 10th forum viewing party!

[dviss1]

Awesome!!! Im a great swimmer!!!!

Sure. But the question is:

Are you a great diver...?

 

[kjironman1]

Updated the list AGAIN!

1. @Strenuus
2. @Darkwebs
3. @KeepOnRollin
4. @BLAZINGGIANTS
5. @UncleCliffy'sDaddy
6. @JFizzleRaider
7. @Orion Bailey
8. @Chris Craig
9. @HomerLovesKoolAid
10. @PtldPlatypus
11. @BBert
12. @HailBlazers
13. @Fonzthecpt1
14. @BlazerWookee
15. @Eastoff
16. @MARIS61
17. @TBpup
18. @chzbrgr
19. @42N8Bounce
20. @kjironman1
21. @Charcoal Filtered
22. @KingAlbertoJrSpeed

Okay Sly. Looks like the list has changed. I am now at 20? There are also no D league members at all? This is good?

 

[Eastoff]

I attended both! Great job putting those together @SlyPokerDog !

I know at both events were also cliffy's daddy and blazing giants, jfizzle, Homer, myself, Lanny and sly. Scarlett? as well!

For the game with rice and schonz:
Orion, riverman, el pres, dark web, strenuous, fonz, dviss, bbert, hail blazers, tbpup, sedated fork, Harry's raincoat, I can't tell if bones Jones showed up or not. Sad to say I don't remember meeting him.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Wait, so me and Kingspeed are in?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait, so me and Kingspeed are in?

Yes, I'm trying my best. Do you want to sit on press row with me?

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Yes, I'm trying my best. Do you want to sit on press row with me?

Don't sweat it. We have tickets but my wife can go with my son. Can sit with you, in the suite, or my son. Whatever works.

 

[dviss1]

Don't sweat it. We have tickets but my wife can go with my son. Can sit with you, in the suite, or my son. Whatever works.

You should get to sit wherever you want!

 

[PDXFonz]

Day 5: Still no E-Mail. I'm beginning to suspect the dog has sold our information to advertising agencies.

 

[riverman]

Day 5: Still no E-Mail. I'm beginning to suspect the dog has sold our information to advertising agencies.

Nigerian investment bankers more likely

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Yes, I'm trying my best. Do you want to sit on press row with me?

Hell, I'll sit in press row; that sounds pretty sweet!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Yeah a nearby bar to meet at would be ideal. that way drinks arent all 10 bucks a pop and we can all meet for new guys like myself it would be a nice since its my first time with you guys

Just keep breathing, try to relax, and it'll be over before you know it.


And bring your own ball gag.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The Blazers were going to have us test market something. That's what the nondisclosure agreement was for. The company they're working with isn't ready yet so there won't be a NDA.

I can return your names and email addresses if you want or hang on to them for something more nefarious.

 

[Orion Bailey]

The Blazers were going to have us test market something. That's what the nondisclosure agreement was for. The company they're working with isn't ready yet so there won't be a NDA.

I can return your names and email addresses if you want or hang on to them for something more nefarious.

What if we wantedto be the guinea pigs?/ I think you need to tell them we want another suite and we will all wear white mice outfits!

On the serious, tell them we want to be their testers and will accommodate their timeline!!! Maybe they want us all on the court to test out the new Dame 3's!!!

 

[riverman]

The Blazers were going to have us test market something. That's what the nondisclosure agreement was for. The company they're working with isn't ready yet so there won't be a NDA.

I can return your names and email addresses if you want or hang on to them for something more nefarious.

 

[BBert]

The Blazers were going to have us test market something. That's what the nondisclosure agreement was for. The company they're working with isn't ready yet so there won't be a NDA.

I can return your names and email addresses if you want or hang on to them for something more nefarious.

Aw, dang. I want to test market something NBA related. Was it like 3D glasses? Or glasses that make it look like we are closer to the floor instead way the F up in the clouds in a suite? How about an electronic device to zap the refs when they hose us (say, if 75% of the fans push the button they get a 'mild' shock)? Like Orion said, hook us up with another suite when they are ready.

 

[BlazerWookee]

If the product is larger servings of Coors Light for the same price, I'll sign anything and everything they ask.

 

[Orion Bailey]

If the product is larger servings of Coors Light for the same price, I'll sign anything and everything they ask.

Did you see the Seahawks 16o vs 20oz cups? Or thier small beer vs large beer? The amount of liquid was the same, just different shaped cup made it look bigger. Ill try to dig it up, but its a major fail and was viral on FB for a while.

 

[Orion Bailey]

maybe it was 12oz vs 16 oz, cant recall.

 

[KingSpeed]

I still haven't received my residual check

 

[BlazerWookee]

I still haven't received my residual check

There's a joke about residue in there somewhere, but I'll be danged if I can find it...

 

[Eastoff]

I still haven't received my residual check

You misheard the guy. He said he'll scrape together some crack residue, not residual check.

I tried wook.

 

[chzbrgr]

GIFSoup

 

[PtldPlatypus]

There's a joke about residue in there somewhere, but I'll be danged if I can find it...

Residue checks are what they send to bottom-of-the-barrel actors.

 

[riverman]

Residue checks are what they send to bottom-of-the-barrel actors.

residue checks are actually just bong cleaning inspections

 

[Orion Bailey]

residue checks are actually just bong cleaning inspections

OKay.. now your in my territory. Let me set you straight River.

A Resin Check is a bong cleaning inspection.
A Residue Check is checking to see if you have any resin left to smoke. Any residue left from that big ball of resin?
See? Got it now?

 

[riverman]

OKay.. now your in my territory. Let me set you straight River.

A Resin Check is a bong cleaning inspection.
A Residue Check is checking to see if you have any resin left to smoke. Any residue left from that big ball of resin?
See? Got it now?

you young guys and your new fangled lingo...! Old guys don't need nasty resin balls...we have already reached the tar quota decades ago. Resin balls are just sloppy seconds for stoners

 

[BlazerWookee]

Residue checks are what they send to bottom-of-the-barrel actors.

Actually, I think they send them to all actors, no matter where they happen to be in the barrell.

 

[Orion Bailey]

you young guys and your new fangled lingo...! Old guys don't need nasty resin balls...we have already reached the tar quota decades ago. Resin balls are just sloppy seconds for stoners

Hey now, Im a grey beard balded headed old fart myself!
I'm just going on old days of past.
I havent smoked resin in over a decade, lol.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Also if someone wants to make accurate lists of who went to the Wheels Meet and Greet and the Schonz & Rice Meet and Greet I will give everyone 50 trophy points for each one they attended.

Where's our coddamn trophy points dog

 

[TBpup]

residue checks are actually just bong cleaning inspections

I get residual checks in the mail...does that count?