OT Lonzo Ball releases diss track on Lakers teammate Kyle Kuzma

[SlyPokerDog]

Now that he did this (stupid kid shit that would've never been talked about before Twitter)

"Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes." was before twitter.

 

[BBert]

I like how he's bragging about how modest he is, while acting like he's a good shooter.

He says he's training so hard he doesn't have time to take a picture, but he had time to write that.

 

[handiman]

I like how he's bragging about how modest he is, while acting like he's a good shooter.

He's the most humble-est.
His apple pie is the most crumble-est.

 

[PDXFonz]

He's the most humble-est.
His apple pie is the most crumble-est.

His dryer is the tumble-est
Brushes his teeth 3 times a day, only uses crest.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

His dryer is the tumble-est
Brushes his teeth 3 times a day, only uses crest.

And his mama, still has his favorite breasts.

 

[Chris Craig]

Ball raps about as good as he shoots

Gonna diss his teammate like that cause his teammate is better and he is jealous as shit. Kuzma is the star of that team right now, not Ball.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Ball raps about as good as he shoots

Gonna diss his teammate like that cause his teammate is better and he is jealous as shit. Kuzma is the star of that team right now, not Ball.

Yeah, but Big Kuzma Brand doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

BNM

 

[Chris Craig]

Yeah, but Big Kuzma Brand doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

BNM

So what

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Yeah, but Big Kuzma Brand doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

BNM

I have a good friend / co-worker who is a big time Laker fan and he thinks it’s Ingram and Hart are the best two players on the team right now. I don’t watch the Lakers enough to know.

 

[riverman]

fuck the Lakers....Ball shouldn't bust anyone's balls...

 

[HailBlazers]

I actually like his game, kid has amazing vision. Ends there apparently.

 

[dviss1]

"Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes." was before twitter.

The difference is that shit was funny and it was about Kobe.

Not 2 rooks who haven't done shit.

 

[dviss1]

He says he's training so hard he doesn't have time to take a picture, but he had time to write that.

Do you need to write that down or could you just remember it?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah, but Big Kuzma Brand doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

BNM

Killer Kuzma Kollection.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Killer Kuzma Kollection.

Don’t know how cool it is to make a KKK joke about a black guy... I get that it’s a joke, just not sure how tasteful that is.

 

[1eyejack]

If his kids were on course to be solid NBA players they would play. The youngest still might, I don’t think anyone is passing on them because of Lavar, they’re passing on them because they aren’t good enough. Who knows how good, Lonzo will end up being.
I don’t believe any nba GM is going to pass on his kids because of him. If they did they’d be stupid, skipping on a guy who can play because you think their dad talks to much? That’s not how you build a winner.

And I agree, wasn’t saying it was because of their dad but their dad pulled them from college and high school and ruined any chance they had of playing on euro team. They are losing valuable time they could have been getting with a college coach and every minute they are away from good coaching is another minute someone else with same talent is getting better. I’ll make the call now neither will ever play in the NBA

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

It may be a long wait...

BNM

Apparently Lonzo only excels when taking potshots.

Someone should do a diss track on Lonzo and call it a miss track.

 

[THE HCP]

Don’t know how cool it is to make a KKK joke about a black guy... I get that it’s a joke, just not sure how tasteful that is.

He’s actually half white, so it works.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

He’s actually half white, so it works.

I don’t know... I’m white so I’m not going to tell a black person whAt they should or shouldn’t be offended by, I realize Kuzma and Kyle start with K so maybe the KKK reference wasn’t intentional, just my first reaction was and still is I don’t know how tasteful that was.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

It may be a long wait...

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BNM

I didn't realize he couldn't shoot free throws. Has there ever been a starting NBA PG who shot that bad?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I didn't realize he couldn't shoot free throws. Has there ever been a starting NBA PG who shot that bad?

Rondo was an awful shooter even from the free throw line for a long time (I don’t know the percentages though).

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

Rondo was an awful shooter even from the free throw line for a long time (I don’t know the percentages though).

Rondo only had two years when he shot under .450, interestingly enough he shot .650 his first year.

 

[BonesJones]

These same cats have been hating on Lonzo because of his dad.

Now that he did this (stupid kid shit that would've never been talked about before Twitter) people are on that bullshit again saying weak stuff... Like father like son... That's just a dumb statement...

It's getting old.

I love when there could be a myriad of reasons to dislike someone, and some people try to push something by claiming it's just one.

Any NBA player that does "stupid kid shit" gets talked about. Remember D'Angelo Russel? They're professionals, act like one.. Have some respect. You don't get a pass for stupid kid shit when you're in the NBA. It's a league of grown MEN.

 

[Stevenson]

I agree with Colin Cowherd - hard to see LeBron hitching his wagon to these guys now.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I agree with Colin Cowherd - hard to see LeBron hitching his wagon to these guys now.

LeBron only goes to LA if Lonzo is dealt. I mean with LeBron what is the point in Lonzo? He’s a shitty shooter, can barely get to the line... only positive is his rebounding and vision and with LeBron on the floor it’s redundant. That’s not even taking his baggage into consideration.