Lucky SOB

[DaRizzle]

How's this for weird? Hayden Panettiere spotted in Miami with boxer Wladimir Klitschko.

Klitschko, 33, currently holds the IBF, WBO, and IBO world heavyweight titles. He also holds the title of Lucky SOB.

Fun fact -- He's 6'6" and she's 5'1". Good luck making that work.

http://www.tmz.com/tag/Wladimir+Klitschko/

 

[jlprk]

I used to live in California. No blondes there except fake ones. So I can see how you're so impressed with a flat dwarf blonde with a pouchy squirrel face.

 

[Mamba]

With standards like that you'll never get laid

 

[jlprk]

You ought to move to the Northwest. Many descendents here of Scandinavians. I see you're in the Inland Empire. I lived there 3 times--2 years, 9 years, and 2 years.

The only time my father ever went to my high school (Colton) for some reason, he said he had never seen so many ugly girls in one place.

 

[Mamba]

Nice to know your father is gay as well

 

[Colonel Ronan]

You ought to move to the Northwest. Many descendents here of Scandinavians. I see you're in the Inland Empire. I lived there 3 times--2 years, 9 years, and 2 years.

The only time my father ever went to my high school (Colton) for some reason, he said he had never seen so many ugly girls in one place.

Dude, try Sweden.

 

[THE HCP]

You ought to move to the Northwest. Many descendents here of Scandinavians. I see you're in the Inland Empire. I lived there 3 times--2 years, 9 years, and 2 years.

The only time my father ever went to my high school (Colton) for some reason, he said he had never seen so many ugly girls in one place.

I have family all over the inland. My grandparents live in Riverside!

 

[Wheels]

her now makes me NEVER want to watch Remember The Titans, again

 

[Lost One]

So I can see how you're so impressed with a flat dwarf blonde with a pouchy squirrel face.

 

[Mamba]

Zing!

 

[BlazerWookee]

To paraphrase an anonymous (as far as I know) genius: Nose to nose her toes are in it, toes to toes her nose is in it...

 

[Haakzilla]

I used to live in California. No blondes there except fake ones. So I can see how you're so impressed with a flat dwarf blonde with a pouchy squirrel face.

...but I wonder if she would look any better borrowing our favorite little red skirt

 

[MrJayremmie]

I think she is super cute.

 

[Buzz Killington]

her pussy must be tore up!

 

[DaRizzle]

her pussy must be tore up!

thanks capt obvious

 

[BlazerWookee]

I don't care what anybody says. She's HOT.

 

[Mamba]

I don't care what anybody says. She's HOT.

You obviously must live in the Inland Empire, as well, then.

 

[Buzz Killington]

she's a cute chick.

 

[BlazerWookee]

You obviously must live in the Inland Empire, as well, then.

Not even close. Although I have several cousins in that area, only a couple of which I'd bang before I'd bang Hayden... <trying to keep a straight face>

 

[The_Lillard_King]

She is so hot, she checks herself out.

 

[Mamba]

Not even close. Although I have several cousins in that area, only a couple of which I'd bang before I'd bang Hayden... <trying to keep a straight face>

I don't think you picked up on the sarcasm.

I was making that comment because you said she was cute. A previous poster had said that the only reason Rizzle thought she was cute and I thought she was cute was because we lived in SoCal.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I don't think you picked up on the sarcasm.

I was making that comment because you said she was cute. A previous poster had said that the only reason Rizzle thought she was cute and I thought she was cute was because we lived in SoCal.

I caught it, lol. I was going for deadpan absurdity...

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I don't care what anybody says. She's HOT.

QFT

 

[DaRizzle]

this is great

 

[Rodolfo]

I wouldn't mind sitting behind this every night...