Major News? (dont have a link)

[Wheels]

So I just got a text from 95.5 saying there is major news coming out of the Blazers camp? Anyone hear anything?

 

[RR7]

Haha, just came to post the exact same thing.

 

[Wheels]

lol nice. Wonder wth its all about.

 

[HailBlazers]

It's probably something like, "Blazers have accepted injury exemption"

 

[RR7]

Roy shut down? Deal coming soon? Roy fined for comments?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Roy shut down? Deal coming soon? Roy fined for comments?

"Roy commits suicide after reading Blazer forum."

 

[Minstrel]

"Roy commits suicide after reading Blazer forum."

S2 response: "Does he still count against the cap?" "Did he do this to put the spotlight on himself?" "Nate's stupid."

 

[mook]

As long as we're randomly speculating, I'll go with, "McMillan announces Roy will try coming off bench."

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"Miller and Fernandez were in the room when Roy shot himself; reports were that Rudy attempted to shoot himself first, but missed, dropping the gun. Miller recovered the gun, and passed it to Roy, noting that time was running out, and to shoot quickly. Miller has been credited with an assist, but his streak of Days Lived Without Witnessing A Death has been reset to 0."

*sigh* I'm going to hell.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Today is the day that players who signed this summer can be traded.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Today is the day that players who signed this summer can be traded.

If we trade Matthews... *shakes fist*

 

[Wheels]

S2 response: "Does he still count against the cap?" "Did he do this to put the spotlight on himself?" "Nate's stupid."

well done!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Today is the day that players who signed this summer can be traded.

We can trade for players who signed with other teams this summer also... in response to BlazerCaravan.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Babbit has been named NBDL player of the week!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Rich Cho is finally through with the evaluation process of the roster.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Rich Cho is finally through with the evaluation process of the roster.

...and has traded all of them for Vince Carter and Carmello Anthony.

 

[RR7]

A report from shootaround. Probably batum back in starting lineup/Roy going to the bench.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Hoping and praying Nate will be fired. Go Hat Guy!!!!!!

 

[Mediocre Man]

A report from shootaround. Probably batum back in starting lineup/Roy going to the bench.

Roy to the bench or suspended for comments about the team seem most likely

 

[Sedatedfork]

HCP has been promoted to Sombrero Guy.

 

[RR7]

I'm guessing fined before suspended.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Maybe it's MB being suspended for saying the Blazers are really really good instead of great

 

[Blazinaway]

Maybe it's MB being suspended for saying the Blazers are really really good instead of great

LOL

 

[Mediocre Man]

I would like to say sorry in advance to all of you if Portland benches Miller in favor of anyone because Prima Royya doesn't like playing with him. Those that don't already have me on ignore will want to do that soon after that happens.

 

[alex42083]

Big drama coming soon. Rudy wants out.

 

[bemac]

Roy apologizes for being a cancer to the team, but still wants the ball.

 

[Reep]

S2 response: "Does he still count against the cap?" "Did he do this to put the spotlight on himself?" "Nate's stupid."

A lot of good responses, but this one wins the prize.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

A lot of good responses, but this one wins the prize.

But his response makes no sense without mine; I deserve an assist on that play!

 

[LittleAlex]

The Blazers have officially changed this seasons slogan from "Rise With Us" to "Hang In There" complete with Patty Mills hanging off of a tree limb.

 

[Mediocre Man]

But his response makes no sense without mine; I deserve an assist on that play!

This isn't a hockey forum. No points for assists here