Make a funny NBA Headline.

[BrewCityBuck]

"When Yi Jianlian was upset with the call in which he recieved a technical last night, Yi later stated he was upset because he had sand in his vagina."

 

[CelticBalla32]

"Bucks forward Charlie Villanueva was so surprised with the call, his hair stood straight up."

 

[GArenas]

"The Atlanta Hawks finish the season with a winning record."

 

[Zards]

"Kobe tells Jack Nicholson that he's demanding a trade just to piss LA off"

 

[Memphology]

When Adam Morrison hit the game winner, he began singing "Sugar Pie Honey Bun"

 

[Clangus]

STEVE NASH SCALPED BY AN ELEVATOR- HAIR GOT STUCK IN DOOR

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Dwyane Wade fouled to death by ghosts tonight in his Miami estate tonight. Neighbors reported to local police the distinct sound of "Boogety boos" in the middle of the night.</div>

 

[SportsTicker]

"Ron Artest leads anger management seminar as part of suspension from the NBA"

 

[CelticBalla32]

"Bucks center Andrew Bogut has just agreed to a 6-year, $60 million extension."

 

[nflcBangofan13]

Vinny Del Negro is actually white(Oldschool headline)

 

[gentile]

Leonard, Richard Jefferson's long missing pet fly, was found this afternoon floating in another man's soup.

 

[Roaming]

This is actually true:"Stephon Marbury Tips Homeless Man $300 To Watch His Bentley"

 

[BrewCityBuck]

Apparently most of you forgot the 'funny' part.

 

[noballer08]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jun 27 2007, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Apparently most of you forgot the 'funny' part.</div>I actually found yours the least funny :no1:

 

[SportsTicker]

I found gentile's to be the worst, but all of the rest aren't that bad...

 

[tmgbball15]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GArenas @ Jun 27 2007, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"The Atlanta Hawks finish the season with a winning record."

</div>lol that one made me laugh

 

[S_Gurad]

"Tim Hardaway rapped by another bald man"

 

[The Answ3r]

"David Stern claims his father was black."

 

[Diawsome]

I know I am "borrowing" this one but I don't remember where I heard it from."Houston gives head to Dallas for cash considerations"

 

[CB4allstar]

Zydrunas Ilgauskas reportedly jumped in a game versus the TrailBlazers

 

[Clangus]

Kwame Brown "Kareem aint got sh*t on me"Kareem then knocked him out and took a dump on Kwame's chest"

 

[WELCOMEtotheJUNGLE]

"The Boston Celtics have swept some of the NBA's most coveted awards as Danny Ainge was named GM of the year, Doc Rivers was named coach of the year, and Brian Scalabrine won the MVP by a landslide."

 

[Clangus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WELCOMEtotheJUNGLE @ Jun 28 2007, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"The Boston Celtics have swept some of the NBA's most coveted awards as Danny Ainge was named GM of the year, Doc Rivers was named coach of the year, and Brian Scalabrine won the MVP by a landslide."</div>Now that is fuunny

 

[CB4allstar]

And Wally also wins Defensive Player of the Year

 

[808Hornetsfan]

"Chandler scores 30 as the Hornets roll past the Mavs 120-86."

 

[Zards]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (_Raptors_ @ Jun 27 2007, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"David Stern claims his father was black."</div>:HAHAHA: :worthy:

 

[RashadzMcCantz]

"Mysterious UFO space craft discovered in Clipper's locker room"

 

[Mobruler]

"Tim Legler says something insightful!"

 

[Pacers fan forever]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RashadzMcCantz @ Jun 28 2007, 05:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Mysterious UFO space craft discovered in Clipper's locker room"</div>ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!