Man Gets Butt Stapled Shut, Sues Doctor

[Kid Chocolate]

http://www.nbc4.com/health/17538468/detail.html

BALTIMORE -- A West Virginia man is suing a Frederick County, Md., doctor for allegedly stapling his rectum shut during an operation, preventing the patient from defecating for 17 days, The Baltimore Examiner reported.

The mistake allegedly took place when Ronald Watkins, 64, had surgery for a rectal tumor, according to his lawsuit.

Dr. Manuel Casiano's lawyer said Watkins' bowels merely became "swollen shut," The Baltimore Examiner reported.

Since the surgery, Watkins experiences "rectal discharge" and must wipe 12 to 15 times a day, and he has had other procedures that otherwise would have been unnecessary, according to his attorneys.

The defense said Watkins' smoking two packs a day contributed to his bowel problems, The Baltimore Examiner reported.

BUTTHURT!

 

[Vintage]

That's hilarious.

How did you find that? Did you google butthurt or something?

 

[DynastYWarrioR6]

How ironic that a news article about this would come up.

 

[DennisRodman]

Did he not notice his butt stapled and not being able to crap after 1 or 2 days? How is it physically possible to eat for 17 days and not shit?

 

[GMJ]

haha smoking keeps you from pooping?

Why not just see if there are staples there or not.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I would hate being a doctor, they always seem to get sued

 

[GMJ]

 

[DennisRodman]

ouch that looks like it hurts.