Man has sex with dead dog

[dsounG]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Just when you thought bestiality couldn"t get any ickier, it does ? thanks to a man who is charged with having sex with a dead dog, in full view of a day care centre. Ronald Kuch, a 44-year-old from Michigan, is charged with "crimes against nature" after allegedly being seen engaging in sexual acts with the dog corpse, which had been dead for four or five days. Police had already been called by day centre staff to remove the dead dog, which had been hit by a car several days before. But before police could arrive, Kuch allegedly turned up, and began getting his freak on with the canine cadaver. As luck would have it, that"s when the police turned up. Police say the sexual acts were witnessed not only by one of their officers, but by staff at the day care centre in Saginaw, Michigan. When police tried to arrest him, he reportedly shoved an officer aside and ran away. He was eventually tracked down and discovered hiding in the attic of a nearby house ? which, police say, belonged to his girlfriend. Just to make this perfectly lovely story even more charming, police say that they have determined the dead dog had also belonged to his girlfriend. No word on whether he"d been grooming the dog before the incident, though. If Kuch is convicted, he could face up to 15 years in prison, reports the Associated Press.</div>http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...46&in_page_id=2 :shok: :no1: Disgusting freak..

 

[mavsfan1000]

That's freaking horrible and disgusting. That is saying it lightly which there aren't words to describe stuff like this.

 

[dsounG]

4-5 days...That even makes it more disgusting...

 

[CB4allstar]

I guess the guy couldnt pay to get some...

 

[ElMaster]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 28 2006, 08:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I guess the guy couldnt pay to get some...</div>What's worse is that he had a girlfriend..

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%">I'd totally hit it.</span>

 

[dsounG]

^...Dude.That's disgusting.

 

[nba dogmatist]

it's official, the human race has reached a new low.

 

[kingjamez]

I'm almost to the point to where I don't believe this is even true..

 

[Something-To-Say]

rofl "crimes against nature"... in front of a daycare... ahaha hilarious.Look at this:http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...75&in_page_id=2charges dropped because there's no law against it there, ahahaha

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

OMG..... lol.. if this happened... AIDS might actually have came from a man having sex with a monkey........

 

[PacMan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Oct 28 2006, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>rofl "<u>crimes against nature</u>"... in front of a daycare... ahaha hilarious.Look at this:http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...75&in_page_id=2<u>charges dropped because there's no law against it there</u>, ahahaha</div>Lol crimes against nature is funny lol. But thats nasty as hell have sex with an animal but a dead dog wtf?!?!?

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SouthBeast @ Oct 28 2006, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Lol crimes against nature is funny lol. But thats nasty as hell have sex with an animal but a dead dog wtf?!?!?</div>lol, at least monkeys look more like humans... but still.. ewwwww..... and that one.. a corpse... ewwwwwwwwwwww.... sh*t I'd rather do my own hand then that

 

[koopa]

I say it's fake.....what newspaper writer is gonna put "got his freak on" in their articles???

 

[Something-To-Say]

Yeah, I've been wondering if that's a fake site. I think it is.EDIT: <span style="font-size:36pt;line-height:100%">THIS WAS THE 30,000TH POST IN THE OFF TOPIC SECTION</span>

 

[BrewCityBuck]

You guys are overreacting...what is wrong with f*cking a dead dog.

 

[Justice]

I don't know what the point would be in making it up. The reason they put something stupid like, "got his freak on" in it is because it's a section dedicated to weird articles. If it were a serious section, then you'd have a point. There's enough weird people in the world to make this believable to me.

 

[The Lefty]

I feel bad for the dog...first he's dead.. then he get a dick shoved in it... damn bad day

 

[dsounG]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Lefty @ Oct 29 2006, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I feel bad for the dog...first he's dead.. then he get a dick shoved in it... damn bad day</div> :lmao-1: :lmao-1: :lmao-1:

 

[Justice]

The headline should have been, "Using rigor mortis to YOUR advantage!"

 

[Illosophee]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (P0W3RBALLIN @ Oct 28 2006, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>lol, at least monkeys look more like humans... but still.. ewwwww..... and that one.. a corpse... ewwwwwwwwwwww.... sh*t I'd rather do my own hand then that</div><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">sh*t.. You must've started early then, huh?Anyway, I read elsewhere about three guys who were attempting to have sex with a dead female.. But dog? A dead dog? I wouldn't even F*ck a living dog...</span>

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Oct 29 2006, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Anyway, I read elsewhere about three guys who were attempting to have sex with a dead female.. But dog? A dead dog? I wouldn't even F*ck a living dog...</span></div> That happened in Wisconsin, 2 hours from where I live. :dribble:

 

[1331]

It's really only sick if the dude performed oral on the dog.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1331 @ Oct 29 2006, 09:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's really only sick if the dude performed oral on the dog.</div> That would be hot... :winkglasses:

 

[S_Gurad]

This whole thread is nasty... and Lets face People are becomming more n more weirder as years go by. More fags, freaks, fakes, Dykes, Guys wearing casual pink clothes, sex offenders... I just saw dateline with those dumb ass older men gettin caught talkin Explicit to 12 year olds.nasty america

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Oct 29 2006, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This whole thread is nasty... and Lets face People are becomming more n more weirder as years go by. More fags, freaks, fakes, Dykes, Guys wearing casual pink clothes, sex offenders... I just saw dateline with those dumb ass older men gettin caught talkin Explicit to 12 year olds.nasty america</div> You think this stuff is new? It's been happening forever. Because of the huge/world media we hear about it when 50 years ago nobody would know it happened. Sex offenders have been around forever, animal rape has been around forever, gays have been around forever. They always will be.

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">Yeah, back in the day, there used to be a utopia, where people would F*ck anyone they wanted. I don't recall exactly, but it was somewhere in New Haven, Indiana or some sh*t.. I don't remember the town's name exactly. I learned about this in my AP US History class.</span>

 

[S_Gurad]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Oct 29 2006, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You think this stuff is new? It's been happening forever. Because of the huge/world media we hear about it when 50 years ago nobody would know it happened. Sex offenders have been around forever, animal rape has been around forever, gays have been around forever. They always will be.</div>To Simplify what I said-----> Its getting worse as years go by. Not that there were not any in the past. I agree "They always will be." There just an evolution of WEIRDNESS goin on in America. Newer and more WEIRDNESS.

 

[Combs]

It's sick and all..but c'mon he's facing 15 years in prison? That's a lil harsh. He must have had a ton of lube too.

 

[Mobruler]

I would have sex with a dead dog for sure if it had pretty legs. Only exception.