Politics Manafort shared 2016 presidential campaign polling data with Russians

[MarAzul]

Hey, did you guys know that Russia used to be called the Soviet Union?

There used to be a Union Ave in Portland!

Yes, it was the sort of the main route though town.

Comrade Marzy admits Russia had secret route into Portland!

Oh! Word play that escaped me.

Carry on!

 

[barfo]

Really?
Did you know that would be very unusual?

Well, if you've been paying any attention whatsoever, you'd know that Manafort has for years been deeply involved with pro-Russian Ukrainians, including the former president (now in exile in Moscow).

barfo

 

[MarAzul]

Well, if you've been paying any attention whatsoever, you'd know that Manafort has for years been deeply involved with pro-Russian Ukrainians, including the former president (now in exile in Moscow).

barfo

Wow! I had no fucking idea.

 

[Chris Craig]

Well hell, I guess that means "the whole Russia thing is made up."

Do we even really know if there is a country called Russia? If there was really someone named Putin wouldn't a Kardashian be dating them?

I heard he's dating Caitlyn Jenner

Putin: "She is hottest in whole family."

 

[Chris Craig]

and during

That's a lot of smocking

 

[MarAzul]

and during

Now there it is getting close! Close to a sound no longer firm in memory, but hot dam if you can create again.
Smock isn't quite the sound but then it is not quite a sound either. But it is what you want.

 

[Lanny]

Well hell, I guess that means "the whole Russia thing is made up."

Do we even really know if there is a country called Russia? If there was really someone named Putin wouldn't a Kardashian be dating them?

A Kardashian would only date a 'Putin' if he were bare chested and riding a horse.

 

[Lanny]

I heard he's dating Caitlyn Jenner

Putin: "She is hottest in whole family."

Those Russians are horny beyond belief.

 

[Chris Craig]

A Kardashian would only date a 'Putin' if he were bare chested and hung like a horse.

FTFY

 

[MARIS61]

Hey, did you guys know that Russia used to be called the Soviet Union?

This is untrue.

 

[MARIS61]

I think he means that Kilimnik gave the data not to Russian oligarch Deripaska as reported, but to two Ukrainian oligarchs instead.

It may not make a difference in reality, since the two Ukrainians are allied with Russia.

Edit: and since Kilimnik himself is GRU...

barfo

Untrue.

 

[MARIS61]

Comrade Marzy admits Russia had secret route into Portland!

Yes, the Democratic Party.

 

[MARIS61]

Well, if you've been paying any attention whatsoever, you'd know that Manafort has for years been deeply involved with pro-Russian Ukrainians, including the former president (now in exile in Moscow).

barfo

Fake news.

They are pro-Ukrainian.

 

[barfo]

Fake news.

They are pro-Ukrainian.

If they are so pro-Ukrainan, why is Yanokovich hiding out in Moscow?

barfo

 

[barfo]

Untrue.

You'll have to do better than that.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

This is untrue.

Okay, it was the key part of the Soviet Union.