Free Agent Marriage status

[hoopsjock]

I am divorced. She took the dog...

I bet you really miss @SlyPokerDog

 

[Chris Craig]

I couldn't get a hand job in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts.

A blowjob? You missed a good one there

 

[Chris Craig]

Married once. Been married for nearly a decade. Have a 6 year old son.

 

[e_blazer]

Married once. We’ll be celebrating our 44th anniversary August 10th. Sharing a life with someone you love is the absolute best.

 

[hoopsjock]

Married once. Been married for nearly a decade. Have a 6 year old son.

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Put a shirt on!

 

[e_blazer]

38 years, second time for me. Never wanted to divorce the first time but I wasn't going to accept her bringing men into my home when I wasn't there.

Now, I am the most happily married man in the world.

So, it would have been okay if you were there? Different strokes...

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Married once. We’ll be celebrating our 44th anniversary August 10th. Sharing a life with someone you love is the absolute best.

And it’s even better when you like them!

 

[DaLincolnJones]

I never understood guys marrying more than once unless death was involved.

But Divorced thrice! Is that you @DaLincolnJones ?

Not I my friend, Just once and still under the spell.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

More like in the eyes of her parents.

Makes me wonder if Oregon is a community property state..

 

[Lanny]

Makes me wonder if Oregon is a community property state..

I'm not sure what that means but I think the answer is yes.