Politics Massive Canadian smuggling scam exposed by Trump!

[SlyPokerDog]

Trump in speech today completely exposed this horrible Canadian crime spree.

1. Canadians come to this country.

2. Fool American shoe stores into selling them one pair of shoes.

3. Canadians wear these shoes.

4. Canadians then take these shoes and make them sound old.

5. Canadians then take these shoes and make them look old.

6. They then dump their old pair of shoes in the USA.

7. Then they wear the new shoes that have been made to sound and look old across the border.

8. Profit.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/780062/trump-just-went-bonkers-rant-about-canadian-shoe-smugglers

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm hearing rumors that Canadians are going to start smuggling octopi into America and have them wear 4 pairs of shoes back to Canada.

When will this madness end?

 

[CupWizier]

Build that wall. build that wall. build that wall.

The audacity of them.

 

[CupWizier]

My wife, before we met lived in Lynden Washington which was basically on the border. Small town but they actually built a Jafco (young ones probably have no idea what a Jafco is) and the Canadians would drive down on the weekend, buy massive amounts of luggage and then fill all their suitcases with merchandise and declare it as clothes in their luggage and not have to pay duty on the items. Similar to what Washington residents in Vancouver and nearby come into Oregon and buy merchandise with no sales tax.

 

[Lanny]

Trump in speech today completely exposed this horrible Canadian crime spree.

1. Canadians come to this country.

2. Fool American shoe stores into selling them one pair of shoes.

3. Canadians wear these shoes.

4. Canadians then take these shoes and make them sound old.

5. Canadians then take these shoes and make them look old.

6. They then dump their old pair of shoes in the USA.

7. Then they wear the new shoes that have been made to sound and look old across the border.

8. Profit.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/780062/trump-just-went-bonkers-rant-about-canadian-shoe-smugglers

You're kidding, right? You'd have to be highly demented to believe that.

 

[MARIS61]

My wife, before we met lived in Lynden Washington which was basically on the border. Small town but they actually built a Jafco (young ones probably have no idea what a Jafco is) and the Canadians would drive down on the weekend, buy massive amounts of luggage and then fill all their suitcases with merchandise and declare it as clothes in their luggage and not have to pay duty on the items. Similar to what Washington residents in Vancouver and nearby come into Oregon and buy merchandise with no sales tax.

My Canadian cousins have been doing this for at least 60+ years, as has about 1/3 of all Vancouver, BC area residents.

Similarly, my friends in the Vancouver, Wa area do their shopping in Portland.

You'd have to be stupid not to.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You're kidding, right? You'd have to be highly demented to believe that.

Dear Leader wouldn't have said it if it weren't true.

 

[barfo]

We Real Americans should be very angry about Canadians cheating their government out of the tax on a pair of shoes. Very, very angry.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Just goes to show how dumb Canadians are, they make the shoes sound and look old but they don't make them smell old.

 

[Lanny]

Just goes to show how dumb Canadians are, they make the shoes sound and look old but they don't make them smell old.

If you wear them, they will smell. That's the thing about feet.

You haven't even mentioned what toe jam will do to those shoes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If you wear them, they will smell. That's the thing about feet.

You haven't even mentioned what toe jam will do to those shoes.

Canadians are smuggling our jam too?!?

 

[Lanny]

Canadians are smuggling our jam too?!?

Depends on the type of jam.

 

[andalusian]

My Canadian cousins

... and you call yourself a real American. LOL. (Or as they say in Canadia - Eh)

 

[crandc]

Please smuggle in more Canadians.

 

[Lanny]

Please smuggle in more Canadians.

Half of my last girlfriend's family was Canadian. Her sister had duel citizenship until some time around 14 years old (maybe it was 16) when she had to choose between American (like her mom) or Canadian (llike her Dad) citizenship. My girlfriend and her brother chose American. Now, she was a sweetie and I did love her.

 

[Lanny]

... and you call yourself a real American. LOL. (Or as they say in Canadia - Eh)

Yep, that's aboot how they pronounce it.