Rumor Melo to make big announcement Monday on which team he wants to play for!

[e_blazer]

Dumbass...

What are you talking about? He's performing a public service. When he turns his head just right, the light shines right in one ear and out the other making a perfect solar eclipse silhouette on the sidewalk.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

So, it's settled. He'll play for the Suns.

 

[theprunetang]

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Both eyes went bad. There was a lot of bad damage by both eyes.

 

[Minstrel]

"I've got the best retinas. If the sun attacks my retinas...well, we'll respond to that, and it will be a great response. YUGE!"

"If the sun tries to do anything, we will respond with fire and fury. Fire and fury the likes of which the sun has never seen before."

 

[riverman]

Millions of eclipses are crossing our borders...we need a bubble...a big bubble with a black screen y'know....make America safe from these solar intrusions

 

[BBert]

 

[ebott]

My boss is cool as shit. The whole office is gonna break for like 2 hours to drink mimosas and watch the Eclipse. Gonna be tipsy AF at work!

You hiring?

 

[Orion Bailey]

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Dumbass...

"I've got the best retinas. If the sun attacks my retinas...well, we'll respond to that, and it will be a great response. YUGE!"

He is never gonna live this one down...

 

[dviss1]

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I showed this to my boy just now:

Osias:

"Really? I mean, you probably have the best healthcare in the world but, really?"

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

He is never gonna live this one down...

How many Donald Trump's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Im staying up until 12:01 AM just to give SLymutt the benefit of the doubt, but then after that? A Mad midnight sweep with the nets!!!!

 

[Orion Bailey]

How many Donald Trump's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NOne. They cant see the socket cause they all went blind looking at the sun and no longer need the bulb lit!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

NOne. They cant see the socket cause they all went blind looking at the sun and no longer need the bulb lit!

We got a smart one here folks!!!!!!!!

 

[riverman]

How many Donald Trump's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

one....either John Kelly or a Mexican ....Trump doesn't even push his own elevator buttons and his hands are too tiny to get a good grip on the concept

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My sources are telling me that the sun got blocked out in Portland but not in Texas today.

Melo is coming here!

 

[Orion Bailey]

My sources are telling me that the sun got blocked out in Portland but not in Texas today.

Melo is coming here!

2 legit sources or fake news. And dont list the ground hog and Bill Murray as your sources either!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

one....either John Kelly or a Mexican ....Trump doesn't even push his own elevator buttons and his hands are too tiny to get a good grip on the concept

Sorry your too late. @Orion Bailey already gave the correct answer.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

2 legit sources or fake news. And dont list the ground hog and Bill Murray as your sources either!

You need two sources that an eclipse happened?!?

 

[Orion Bailey]

You need two sources that an eclipse happened?!?

DAMMIT!
well.. okay... I do.

 

[dviss1]

NOne. They cant see the socket cause they all went blind looking at the sun and no longer need the bulb lit!

Took the words right outta my mouth.

 

[Chris Craig]

How many Donald Trump's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 mexican

 

[dviss1]

1 mexican

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm hearing rumors that Melo is going to do something to ruin the city he doesn't want to play for.