Event Merged: The Oscars (And the Winner is...)

[SlyPokerDog]

What a fucking trip! That was so embarrassing.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hahahahaha! They gave him the wrong envelope.

Damn! That was epic.

 

[Chris Craig]

What a fucking trip! That was so embarrassing.

Steve Harvey is happy tonight

 

[Chris Craig]

I thought it was a joke at first

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Karma you smug liberal shitbricks!!!!

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

The star's homes tour bus folks, and the epic eff up at the end were the highlights.

 

[Chris Craig]

Damn, messed up for both the makers of La La Land and Moonight. The makers of La La Land were accepting the oscar, thought they had won. The makers of Moonlight lose out on that moment of hearing their name called. Can't get that back.

Huge fuck up.

 

[Chris Craig]

Hahahahaha! They gave him the wrong envelope.

Damn! That was epic.

I thought Warren Beatty had gone senile for a moment.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That will end up being $50+ million of free advertising for Moonlight.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn, messed up for both the makers of La La Land and Moonight. The makers of La La Land were accepting the oscar, thought they had won. The makers of Moonlight lose out on that moment of hearing their name called. Can't get that back.

Huge fuck up.

It's awesome for Moonlight.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I literally switched it on right when they were announcing that best picture shit.

Quality shit. haha.

They were so hell bent on bashing Trump and blah blah immigrants blah blah muslims that they fucked up the show. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

BTW, I turned it to the aftershow and they had three people just commenting on actresses dresses. wtf.

(I'd watch if they did it for dope sneakers though)

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I literally switched it on right when they were announcing that best picture shit.

Quality shit. haha.

They were so hell bent on bashing Trump and blah blah immigrants blah blah muslims that they fucked up the show. :MARIS61:

Beatty with the quality save at the end. He jumped in front of the camera and saved himself from being a laughingstock.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Beatty with the quality save at the end. He jumped in front of the camera and saved himself from being a laughingstock.

that made it worse. haha

passing the buck, Jimmy Kimmel looked like he was about to cry

 

[julius]

I guess the Oscars use alternative facts now.

btw, was it me for did Matt Damon look like Tim Kazurinsky?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I do wonder if people vote for Oscars out of spite. Like that Iranian dude, I wonder if people voted for him to spite Trump. All the black films, if they voted to spite white Trump voters to trigger them too.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[julius]

I do wonder if people vote for Oscars out of spite. Like that Iranian dude, I wonder if people voted for him to spite Trump. All the black films, if they voted to spite white Trump voters to trigger them too.

I doubt that has anything to do with that, theyre still dealing with the backlash of last years all white cast.

 

[KingSpeed]

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

I was closing my eyes to sleep and the There's Been a Mistake! That is crazy. People will talk about this forever.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I doubt that has anything to do with that, theyre still dealing with the backlash of last years all white cast.

Well, I mean the people voting are just normal people and they're like: IF I vote for this Muslim guy, that'll show all those red staters! :MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[MarAzul]

I doubt that has anything to do with that, theyre still dealing with the backlash of last years all white cast.

Do you think they needed to make a correction, at the last minute?

 

[MarAzul]

Hollywood Liberals aren't out of touch with America.

One person, one vote.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

I was closing my eyes to sleep and the There's Been a Mistake! That is crazy. People will talk about this forever.

You seem to have trouble getting anything right.

 

[KingSpeed]

You seem to have trouble getting anything right.

What are you talking about? It's all true.

 

[KingSpeed]

Well, I mean the people voting are just normal people and they're like: IF I vote for this Muslim guy, that'll show all those red staters! :MARIS61:

Why do you hate people?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why do you hate people?

Hate gives you focus.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

ITS ALSO A STATE OF MIND, YO.

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