Meyers Leonard retires with a country song ending

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AquaXI said:
He could have robbed teams blind for a few more years if he was a good boy. The guy made millions by being tall.
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He wasn't just tall, he was a great shooter. But in a funny way where his shot was so slow he'd never be able to get it off unless the defense completely ignored him.

He also had an amazing ability to look somewhat athletic while being a lumbering slow clueless big.

I'll never forget all the posters defending him, saying we should max him, and later praising his stupid 4 year contract we signed him for.
 
SharpeScooterShooter said:
So many people live their lives looking for things/people to hate…
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Like when Butters said that antisemitic slur out and loud for everyone to hear then lied about knowing what he said even though he said it in context?

Yeah... And Kyrie had to do all of that hoop jumping just to get back into the league for sharing a link to something you can watch and purchase on Bezos platform...

You know you can (right now) purchase Hitler's Mein Kampf at the Amazon Bookstore? Nobody says anything about Bezos...

Butters don't get a pass from me...
 
dviss1 said:
Like when Butters said that antisemitic slur out and loud for everyone to hear then lied about knowing what he said even though he said it in context?

Yeah... And Kyrie had to do all of that hoop jumping just to get back into the league for sharing a link to something you can watch and purchase on Bezos platform...

You know you can (right now) purchase Hitler's Mein Kampf at the Amazon Bookstore? Nobody says anything about Bezos...

Butters don't get a pass from me...
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No, he doesn't get a pass. But I question whether he lied or not. I think he might just be that unintelligent and not realize what he was saying/doing.

But the thing is D, I am really really truly trying to subscribe to love, not hate. Happiness, not anger.
If anything, I know the hate and the anger does no one any good at all and is a waste of my ever decreasing energy.

Whether valid or not, it feels like society more and more, are looking for things in people to hate, instead of finding things to love in people.

Its eating me up pretty good watching everyone around me devolve into the angry, emotionally driven response to anything some disagree with.

Im watching people feed into this and then lash out at those around them and its leaving a growing pit inside of me.
 
SharpeScooterShooter said:
No, he doesn't get a pass. But I question whether he lied or not. I think he might just be that unintelligent and not realize what he was saying/doing.

But the thing is D, I am really really truly trying to subscribe to love, not hate. Happiness, not anger.
If anything, I know the hate and the anger does no one any good at all and is a waste of my ever decreasing energy.

Whether valid or not, it feels like society more and more, are looking for things in people to hate, instead of finding things to love in people.

Its eating me up pretty good watching everyone around me devolve into the angry, emotionally driven response to anything some disagree with.

Im watching people feed into this and then lash out at those around them and its leaving a growing pit inside of me.
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He knows EXACTLY what the K word is and who it's about. He used it in context. I think he's lying.

Hate and anger? We had WAY more hate and anger for him when he was a Blazer bro...
 
dviss1 said:
He knows EXACTLY what the K word is and who it's about. He used it in context. I think he's lying.

Hate and anger? We had WAY more hate and anger for him when he was a Blazer bro...
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I know what race the K word applies to... but honestly I'm not sure what it actually means, if anything.
 
dviss1 said:
He knows EXACTLY what the K word is and who it's about. He used it in context. I think he's lying.

Hate and anger? We had WAY more hate and anger for him when he was a Blazer bro...
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Frustration? Yes. Hate and anger? not me anyhow. I did offer up his jersey for sale though. Can you believe no one made an offer? LOL!
 
The "k" word comes from the Yiddish word for circle and immigrants at Ellis Island who couldn't write in english made an "X" mark for name and the Jewish folks thought that was a Christian symbol and drew a circle, "K word" instead....it was also traced as a derogatory term for Russian Jews who's names ended in "ki".....two different uses of the word
 
riverman said:
The "k" word comes from the Yiddish word for circle and immigrants at Ellis Island who couldn't write in english made an "X" mark for name and the Jewish folks thought that was a Christian symbol and drew a circle, "K word" instead....it was also traced as a derogatory term for Russian Jews who's names ended in "ki".....two different uses of the word
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Interesting. Thanks. I always find it fascinating how these words come to be and why they became well known.

Like the Italian slur. I thought it meant With Out Papers but I heard that was wrong.
 
riverman said:
The "k" word comes from the Yiddish word for circle and immigrants at Ellis Island who couldn't write in english made an "X" mark for name and the Jewish folks thought that was a Christian symbol and drew a circle, "K word" instead....it was also traced as a derogatory term for Russian Jews who's names ended in "ki".....two different uses of the word
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So does that explain the name of the convenience stores?

barfo
 
He should have retired to the song "take this job and shove it...(I ain't working here no more)"
 
To understand what he's saying. I tried to write it all down...

lyrics:

Good golly the NBA was fun,
Especially when I sported a literal man-bun

I cut my hair,
But still warmed up that chair

I got millions to polish that long-ass bench,
Least I landed that prime lil subservient wench

Ballin' gave me a rockin' bod,
But I chose to focus on playin' COD

Chorus:
I ain't been thinkin',
I just been drinkin'

Nahhhh, nahhhh, nah nah, nahhhhh nahhhhh

I can shoot the threeeeeeee,
But I prefer turnin' to the mirror and lookin' at meeeeeeee

I coulda signed with the Spurs,
Had I not been slingin' those slurs

It's time to hang up my size 18 NBA boots,
And finally get back to my video game roots

When I fill my big hands with that tiny gamepad,
I shed that feeling that I'm so empty and sad

Just like when I fill my big hands with those silicone bags,
I can forget about my future goin' from riches to rags

Chorus:

I ain't on the dream team,
I'm part of the stream team

Nahhh-yee-hawwww

I got to play that b-ball gaaaaaaame,
But that ain't the reason for my faaaaaaame

I will always be remembered for my stupid words,
And I have a gold toilet for droppin' huge turds

I will wash away my tears from my wasted career,
With my Insta-wife's jugs holdin' onto my beer

Come and see me play some Call of Duuuuuty,
If you rate and subscribe you can see my girl's boooooooty
 
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The mods moved my lyrics to this topic when it had a topic of its own, I wonder if people are assuming that those are the actual lyrics and not actually taking the time to read them and find out they are painstakingly written roast lyrics about Myers Leonard coming from me, a long time Blazers fan during that era.
 
Here's a more accurate country song for Meyers.....

"Seven Feet of Maybe"
By ChatGPT & The Pickup Game Band

(Verse 1)
He came outta Illinois, corn-fed and tall
A seven-foot giant, with a shooter's call
Draft night lights, thirteenth pick in the round
Blazers fans said, “Finally, our big man's been found!”

(Verse 2)
Had a good look, had a soft touch too
But five boards a game? That ain’t gonna do
He’d hit a three, then vanish in the mist
NBA dreams can be hit or missed

(Chorus)
He’s seven feet of maybe, six fouls and a prayer
One night he's hot, next game he ain't there
A stretch five legend on a YouTube reel
But where’d he go in the fourth quarter feel?
Yeah, he played the game, but never owned the floor
Just seven feet of maybe… and not much more

(Verse 3)
Miami gave him one more try
Took his protein shakes and said, “This guy might fly!”
But then came a moment, he said the wrong thing
And just like that, he lost his ring

(Bridge)
Now he's on a podcast, talkin’ 'bout grit
Says he’s learned from the storm, won't ever quit
Still hits the gym, still stays lean
But the league moved on, like it’s never been

(Chorus)
He’s seven feet of maybe, hype turned to dust
A bench mob warrior you couldn’t quite trust
Had the size, the look, the lottery name
But he never quite mastered the NBA game
Still, he wore the jersey, he heard the roar
Just seven feet of maybe… and maybe more

(Outro)
So here’s to the dreamers, who almost break through
The ones who show flashes, just not follow-through
Meyers, you tried—man, that takes some guts
Even if the scoreboard didn’t show up in the clutch

Yeah, you were seven feet of maybe…
But hey, that’s still better than most of us.
 
Natebishop3 said:
Here's a more accurate country song for Meyers.....

"Seven Feet of Maybe"
By ChatGPT & The Pickup Game Band

(Verse 1)
He came outta Illinois, corn-fed and tall
A seven-foot giant, with a shooter's call
Draft night lights, thirteenth pick in the round
Blazers fans said, “Finally, our big man's been found!”

(Verse 2)
Had a good look, had a soft touch too
But five boards a game? That ain’t gonna do
He’d hit a three, then vanish in the mist
NBA dreams can be hit or missed

(Chorus)
He’s seven feet of maybe, six fouls and a prayer
One night he's hot, next game he ain't there
A stretch five legend on a YouTube reel
But where’d he go in the fourth quarter feel?
Yeah, he played the game, but never owned the floor
Just seven feet of maybe… and not much more

(Verse 3)
Miami gave him one more try
Took his protein shakes and said, “This guy might fly!”
But then came a moment, he said the wrong thing
And just like that, he lost his ring

(Bridge)
Now he's on a podcast, talkin’ 'bout grit
Says he’s learned from the storm, won't ever quit
Still hits the gym, still stays lean
But the league moved on, like it’s never been

(Chorus)
He’s seven feet of maybe, hype turned to dust
A bench mob warrior you couldn’t quite trust
Had the size, the look, the lottery name
But he never quite mastered the NBA game
Still, he wore the jersey, he heard the roar
Just seven feet of maybe… and maybe more

(Outro)
So here’s to the dreamers, who almost break through
The ones who show flashes, just not follow-through
Meyers, you tried—man, that takes some guts
Even if the scoreboard didn’t show up in the clutch

Yeah, you were seven feet of maybe…
But hey, that’s still better than most of us.
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Hmm....sorry, mine is better, in my opinion. But good effort! I do like some of your cadences...
 
Did you just make that????? And hearing your lyrics sung it actually is pretty great.

Request: please make a song with my lyrics!!!!!!

I want to hear them in a song like that, the vocals are great! Hahahahahaha
 
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