Michael Beasley?

[Nikolokolus]

That hatch looks a little thin to me

 

[Denny Crane]

That hatch looks a little thin to me

The fallout shelter will help save him from a slow and agonizing death.

Unless his wife moves into the shelter with him.

 

[Boise Blazer]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 34m
The Miami Heat have reached agreement with free agent forward Michael Beasley to join training camp, source tells Yahoo Sports.

SMH

 

[BlazerWookee]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 34m
The Miami Heat have reached agreement with free agent forward Michael Beasley to join training camp, source tells Yahoo Sports.

SMH

Low cost, low risk, potentially high reward. He's an idiot, but he can play basketball fairly well, and if he doesn't work out, he joins E.J. Singler in the unemployment line after training camp...

 

[BlazerWookee]

MARIS61

Is that a periscope?

 

[Wizard Mentor]

watch him go to Miami for vet minimum now.

you called it.

 

[bluefrog]

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. With the Heat's luck he'll probably average 15/8 off the bench.

Best case scenario is he takes Chalmers role as the team punching bag.

 

[BlazerWookee]

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. With the Heat's luck he'll probably average 15/8 off the bench.

Best case scenario is he takes Chalmers role as the team punching bag.

Best case scenario is he gets into a fist fight with LeBrainless and both are suspended for 50 games.

 

[bluefrog]

Best case scenario is he gets into a fist fight with LeBrainless and both are suspended for 50 games.

Or has sex with LeBron's mom and the team implodes.

 

[Boob-No-More]

you called it.

Beaches, nightclubs, nice weather, easy access to drugs, lots of hot young babes on the prowl for stupid, young, rich guys, etc.

Sounds like the prefect fit for Beaseley.

BNM

 

[jlprk]

Dennis Rodman arrived in North Korea today.

I'm thinking about one of these:

http://atlassurvivalshelters.com/aboutus/nbc/corrugated/

I just spent an hour looking at those pictures. The very last one is a schematic of their $500,000 model. I don't think they've ever built one.

After the nuclear war, when the plumbing and electricity fail, you'll have a toilet full of days worth of crap, which you can smell but not see in the darkness. But good news. The radioactive air entering through the ventilation system may help remove the smell. If the calamity outside is a flood, not a war, you'll be breathing water anyway.

 

[dviss1]

I just spent an hour looking at those pictures. The very last one is a schematic of their $500,000 model. I don't think they've ever built one.

After the nuclear war, when the plumbing and electricity fail, you'll have a toilet full of days worth of crap, which you can smell but not see in the darkness. But good news. The radioactive air entering through the ventilation system may help remove the smell. If the calamity outside is a flood, not a war, you'll be breathing water anyway.

I was wondering the same thing. Where does all the poop go?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Dammit you guys, now I'm having buyer's remorse!

 

[maxiep]

Or has sex with LeBron's mom and the team implodes.

Given the pub(l)ic photo evidence available, I think Gloria is focused on GO.