OT Michael Cohen Reaches Plea Deal

[dviss1]

Melania Trump is nothing more than arm candy. Can't really take her seriously.

Trumpet.

 

[dviss1]

I'm sorry @EL PRESIDENTE I'm calling Bullshit!

First and foremost, my uncle and cousin are pimps so I speak fluent Trumpian.

Clears throat and in his finest Trump impression:

It is MUCH more understandable to cheat on your cancer ailing wife than it is your pregnant one!

There's no way the cancer ridden one is Hotter than the one with child!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I want what you guys are smoking.

 

[dviss1]

I want what you guys are smoking.

Michael Cohen is about to turn on the idiot you voted for who COMMITTED TREASON.

Cohen is about to spill ALL the beans.

When it comes out, you and your ilk will scream fake news.

Because it's people that follow that piece of SHIT so blindly that have Trump Derangement Syndrome not us.

People are starting to look like fools supporting this treasonous, golden shower loving asshole!

I only have one question for you:

Are you gonna eat crow when the piss tapes come out?

When you finally see your CUCK president looking like an R Kelly victim?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Spill what beans, that he paid a whore to keep quiet? Oh noes. Tresson!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

And if he gets fucked out by any of these fabrications, i won't care that much either. Same shit, different day. The deep state makes their own narratives. I'll hold frame either way.

 

[dviss1]

I want what you guys are smoking.

Tonight's fare is "Master Kush" with a few Marionberry Ciders.

It's perfect for washing down all this corruption.

I wonder what you would've said about Obama...

Your president is a traitor and his days are numbered.

 

[dviss1]

Spill what beans, that he paid a whore to keep quiet? Oh noes. Tresson!

Pay attention. They're already talking about how he has that info and he's flipping.

Keep up.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Tonight's fare is "Master Kush" with a few Marionberry Ciders.

It's perfect for washing down all this corruption.

I wonder what you would've said about Obama...

Your president is a traitor and his days are numbered.

Lol they will get him on something stupid and trivial.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Pay attention. They're already talking about how he has that info and he's flipping.

Keep up.

#they

 

[dviss1]

And if he gets fucked out by any of these fabrications, i won't care that much either. Same shit, different day. The deep state makes their own narratives. I'll hold frame either way.

Answer a serious question?

What year was America last great? Seriously. What year?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Answer a serious question?

What year was America last great? Seriously. What year?

America has never been great. Its built on lies and revisionist history. The whole notion that we are a great country is bullshit.

 

[dviss1]

#they

"They" as in the people reporting your president's lawyer pleasing guilty to Trump's air force one lie? He lied on air force one saying he knew nothing about stormy......

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"They" as in the people reporting your president's lawyer pleasing guilty to Trump's air force one lie? He lied on air force one saying he knew nothing about stormy......

Oh noes!

 

[dviss1]

America has never been great. Its built on lies and revisionist history. The whole notion that we are a great country is bullshit.

How would you know what a lie is when you believe the guy who tells 16 of them per day (publicly) since his election?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

How would you know what a lie is when you believe the guy who tells 16 of them per day (publicly) since his election?

Who said i believe him?

 

[dviss1]

Lol they will get him on something stupid and trivial.

Because he's stupid and his presidency will be trivial...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Because he's stupid and his presidency will be trivial...

Yes, stupid Billionaire President of the United States. What a dumbass!

 

[dviss1]

Who said i believe him?

Your support for him insinuates it.

As a person of color it disgusts me... like you have a tattoo of Trump's tiny balls on the small of your back.

Your support is that disgusting...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Your support for him insinuates it.

As a person of color it disgusts me... like you have a tattoo of Trump's tiny balls on the small of your back.

Your support is that disgusting...

I agree with a lot of his policies and thoughts on things. And i like how he just steamrolls through people.

 

[dviss1]

I agree with a lot of his policies and thoughts on things. And i like how he just steamrolls through people.

He's not steamrolling through Mueller!

This shit is the rich mans version of Springer...

 

[dviss1]

Yes, stupid Billionaire President of the United States. What a dumbass!

If you were given 16 million after college you could make that money work for you too.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well, considering Mueller's job is basically to use any resources possible to get Trump out of office.....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If you were given 16 million after college you could make that money work for you too.

You could also lose it all, as many do.

 

[dviss1]

Yes, stupid Billionaire President of the United States. What a dumbass!

So by your logic Warren Buffett deserves props too?

George Soros?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

So by your logic Warren Buffett deserves props too?

George Soros?

Sure, why not. Never became President though

 

[dviss1]

Yes, stupid Billionaire President of the United States. What a dumbass!

Trump's not a Billionaire.

That's one of the many reasons why he didn't show his taxes.

 

[dviss1]

Well, considering Mueller's job is basically to use any resources possible to get Trump out of office.....

No, his job is to find the truth. It hurts, that truth doesn't it?

All these indictments, guilty pleas and verdicts...

Your fat Hutt is scared AF... There COMING for him!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No, his job is to find the truth. It hurts, that truth doesn't it?

All these indictments, guilty pleas and verdicts...

Your fat Hutt is scared AF...

No, he was put there to get Trump out of office by any means necessary. Its painfully obvious thats his purpose in this all.

Truth be told, its almost scary.

 

[dviss1]

No, he was put there to get Trump out of office by any means necessary. Its painfully obvious thats his purpose in this all.

You're parroting a talking point. Don't be a Trumpet.