Michael Jackson jokes

[ucatchtrout]

The coroner is reporting that the cause of death was choking on eight year old meat.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

Little Timmy, telling the class about his weekend visit to the Jackson residence, said "...and then Michael stuck his pee pee in my ass!". The teacher appalled by Timmy's foul language quickly jumped in, "Timmy! Rectum", to which Timmy replied, "Wrecked him? It bloody killed him!"

 

[ucatchtrout]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of marshmallows? Not much. They're both white, make children's faces all sticky and will be roasted in a fire soon.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

Funeral arrangements have been announced for Michael Jackson. It will be held at Chucky Cheese that way he can get all the little boys to cum one more time.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.

 

[ucatchtrout]

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Michael Jackson, mother Theresa and George Bush were flying on an airplane full of elementary school children. The engines die and the plane is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes. Mother Theresa:We have to save the children! George Bush: Screw the children! Michael Jackson: Do you think there's time?

 

[ucatchtrout]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

 

[ucatchtrout]

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Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

 

[ucatchtrout]

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Farrah Fawcett was a good girl.

When she died God gave her one wish.

She asked God to make the children of the world safe.

So God killed Michael Jackson.




Children of the world no longer have to worry about being grabbed by the Jackson five.

 

[ucatchtrout]

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[number 10]

"What do Jackson and Wal Mart have in common? They both have boys pants half off."

"Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”

"Michael Jackson died in LA last night. They took him to the morgue. He didn't get stiff until he went past the children's ward."

"How was Michael different from acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about 13."

 

[ucatchtrout]

knock knock

who's there?

little boy blue.

little boy blue who?

Micheal Jackson.

 

[Legacy]

RIP = Really Important Pedophile

Why did MJ die? His heart couldn't "beat it"

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Farrah Fawcett had one wish before she died: For all the children in the world to be safe.

..The next day Michael Jackson died

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

Farrah Fawcett was a good girl.

When she died God gave her one wish.

She asked God to make the children of the world safe.

So God killed Michael Jackson.




Children of the world no longer have to worry about being grabbed by the Jackson five.

You beat me to it

 

[ucatchtrout]

The results of the Michael Jackson autopsy came back. He choked to death on a little bone.

 

[MARIS61]

Grow up.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Maris if you don't like this thread you can post in the other one.





By the way, this just in....

BREAKING NEWS
MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob

 

[Денг Гордон]

I was wondering when I'd see some Michael Jackson jokes. People have spent the last 5 years doing nothing but making fun of the guy, and then when he dies, all of a sudden he's a great loss to society, when society was just making fun of him the last 5 years. It's amazing that some people think it's okay to make fun of someone while they're living, but not okay to make fun of them when it can no longer negatively affect them because they're dead.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Oh.... I had no problem making fun of him when he is alive.

By the way, who do you suppose is blowing Bubbles now?

Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed the night.

And did you know that Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson? A man who rode more three year olds than anyone in history.

 

[Master Shake]

Lawl.

 

[ucatchtrout]

This just in................ Michael Jackson did not die from a heart attack rather suffocation he apparently choked while sucking his blanket……

 

[Sinobas]

Have any of the late night talk show hosts like Leno or David Letterman been making jokes like these? It might be something Bill Maher would attempt.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
A: Disney films can still touch kids.

 

[Денг Гордон]

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
A: Disney films can still touch kids.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220683

 

[THE HCP]

I have read your thread out of curiosity and don't think it's a good idea to make fun of anybody when they die. Maybe you have not had any major deaths or losses in your life yet, but it is horrible. I have lost too many people to make light of anybody passing away. This comes from me, the guy who probably cracks on others on here more then anybody else. Just think about it.

 

[mook]

Man, I wish I'd done something else with the last 90 seconds.

Reminds me of that time somebody told me I needed to check out this Really Funny Video of two girls and a cup.

 

[Haakzilla]

I have read your thread out of curiosity and don't think it's a good idea to make fun of anybody when they die. Maybe you have not had any major deaths or losses in your life yet, but it is horrible. I have lost too many people to make light of anybody passing away. This comes from me, the guy who probably cracks on others on here more then anybody else. Just think about it.

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