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Jade Falcon

Jade Falcon

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So, without going into details, I'm bleeding a lot from my dangly part. As of about 40 minutes ago.

I feel fine, but it's pretty concerning. So I'm going to take a shower and drive down to my urologist. Hopefully he can see me without an appointment. Same guy I saw back during the summer for the same issue; only then it was far less blood and a "monitor it and come back in if it continues" diagnosis.

Well, it did continue at varying times, but I dismissed it. Kinda hard to ignore it now.

Not sure what it could be, but I'm getting over a flue virus which, as of last night, has also caused my hemorrhoids to flare up. It's not that, obviously, but my stomach did start hurting as well.

So I'm either going to bleed to death from my dick, or from my ass. I don't think anyone since Elvis has ever died from that, and I would prefer not to be next.

So, if I die, I just want all of you to know.....






I hate most of you.

Don't feel bad. It's my way of giving tough love. I'm sure even Ted Bundy loved his victims.:ygrin:

@SlyPokerDog you get my gun magazine collection and my cigars. Bring a box truck. And try not to bury them in the garden. Damn dog.

@bodyman5000 and 1 gets my Cadillac SLS. She's got 121,000 miles on her....be gentle.

@rasheedfan2005 gets my guns.

@BonesJones gets my watercooler and my 9er gear. I still owe him $10, so that should cover it.

@dviss1 you get my Darron Thomas bobblehead and all of my kitchenware.

@riverman gets my books. It's manga and sci-fi.

The rest of you little bastards can fight over the scraps.

And no graffiti on my casket. Or I will haunt you for the rest of your days. :smiley-ghost2:
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Nice!

Seriously, everything will be okay. Please keep us updated.
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Oh dude I'm not worried. But my mother has a long history of cancer, particularly bladder cancer. So it's something I need to address.

The only thing I'm worried about is being scoped. :smiley-195517897341:smiley-scared:
 
I remember bleeding out my peter. Twas a kidney stone. Never thought I'd wish a kidney stone on anyone, but man I hope it's an undiagnosed kidney stone.
 
julius said:
I remember bleeding out my peter. Twas a kidney stone. Never thought I'd wish a kidney stone on anyone, but man I hope it's an undiagnosed kidney stone.
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I can't recall ever having a kidney stone. I think this is some sort of irritation in my urethra.
 
Jade Falcon said:
I can't recall ever having a kidney stone. I think this is some sort of irritation in my urethra.
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A kidney stone isn't something you forget having. The pain made me walk around like a 90 year old man for a week+ and take short breaths. Any time I'd inhale deeply, it would feel like someone had hit my lower back with a blunt object, like a car.
 
julius said:
A kidney stone isn't something you forget having. The pain made me walk around like a 90 year old man for a week+ and take short breaths. Any time I'd inhale deeply, it would feel like someone had hit my lower back with a blunt object, like a car.
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You know....now that I think about it, I did have a coughing fit while I was in the bathroom yesterday after relieving myself, and my lower right back seized up and I could barely move for hours. I had my foot propped up at the time on my tub, so I figured I just strained my back. I wonder if this was actually a stone dislodging itself, and nothing to do with my back.....

SlyPokerDog said:
Someone got really excited during the 4th qrt of last night's game...
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More like after the game and a lot of porn.:blush:

Don't judge.
 
Jade Falcon said:
You know....now that I think about it, I did have a coughing fit while I was in the bathroom yesterday after relieving myself, and my lower right back seized up and I could barely move for hours. I had my foot propped up at the time on my tub, so I figured I just strained my back. I wonder if this was actually a stone dislodging itself, and nothing to do with my back.....
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The kidneys are next to the lungs, which is why when you breath deep it can hurt. For me, it started as just pink tint to my whiz, and then it got darker. And I could almost feel it filling up/build up pressure and then go. Then it started to get really dark in color, and finally almost purple. And then as quickly as it appeared (I thought I had just bruised my kidneys somehow), it stopped.

Then about 7 or so months later, I went to work feeling a little sick, but nothing bad. Then as the day progressed, it felt like I had a really bad upset stomach/burning sensation around my waist (on the left side). then all the sudden it hit me like a ton of bricks and I turned green, sweated a ton and felt like death. It took about 2 years for the stone to finally pass, but every time I would feel the pain (it would come and go, and was aggravated by, of all things, chocolate and soda), I would pee a little blood.

Occasionally, before I passed it, I would feel the need to go to the bathroom but only a trickle would come out. When I finally passed it, there was a sharp pain in the lower region (the route of the whiz) and I just decided to let it flow...and thankfully it came out relatively pain free. The son of a bitch was huge. I think it was 6x12 mm or 6x10.

I really should get back to drinking cranberry juice, now that I think about it.
 
julius said:
The kidneys are next to the lungs, which is why when you breath deep it can hurt. For me, it started as just pink tint to my whiz, and then it got darker. And I could almost feel it filling up/build up pressure and then go. Then it started to get really dark in color, and finally almost purple. And then as quickly as it appeared (I thought I had just bruised my kidneys somehow), it stopped.

Then about 7 or so months later, I went to work feeling a little sick, but nothing bad. Then as the day progressed, it felt like I had a really bad upset stomach/burning sensation around my waist (on the left side). then all the sudden it hit me like a ton of bricks and I turned green, sweated a ton and felt like death. It took about 2 years for the stone to finally pass, but every time I would feel the pain (it would come and go, and was aggravated by, of all things, chocolate and soda), I would pee a little blood.

I really should get back to drinking cranberry juice, now that I think about it.
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2 years? 2 YEARS?!? Fuck....
 
SlyPokerDog said:
2 years? 2 YEARS?!? Fuck....
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Yep. I edited the story to explain a little more, but it was HUGE stone. And the tube that goes from the kidney to the bladder (90% of the pain comes from that trip) is not meant for stuff that large to pass through it. From the bladder to the exit is a little more flexible and can handle passage of stuff that large.
 
julius said:
The kidneys are next to the lungs, which is why when you breath deep it can hurt. For me, it started as just pink tint to my whiz, and then it got darker. And I could almost feel it filling up/build up pressure and then go. Then it started to get really dark in color, and finally almost purple. And then as quickly as it appeared (I thought I had just bruised my kidneys somehow), it stopped.

Then about 7 or so months later, I went to work feeling a little sick, but nothing bad. Then as the day progressed, it felt like I had a really bad upset stomach/burning sensation around my waist (on the left side). then all the sudden it hit me like a ton of bricks and I turned green, sweated a ton and felt like death. It took about 2 years for the stone to finally pass, but every time I would feel the pain (it would come and go, and was aggravated by, of all things, chocolate and soda), I would pee a little blood.

Occasionally, before I passed it, I would feel the need to go to the bathroom but only a trickle would come out. When I finally passed it, there was a sharp pain in the lower region (the route of the whiz) and I just decided to let it flow...and thankfully it came out relatively pain free. The son of a bitch was huge. I think it was 6x12 mm or 6x10.

I really should get back to drinking cranberry juice, now that I think about it.
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Huh......I do drink a lot of soda and eat chocolate.....had a soda last night during the game, in fact.

Ah dammit, I really don't want this to be a stone.

And I always thought the kidneys were on either side of your lower back? Or near there.
 
Jade Falcon said:
Huh......I do drink a lot of soda and eat chocolate.....had a soda last night during the game, in fact.

Ah dammit, I really don't want this to be a stone.

And I always thought the kidneys were on either side of your lower back? Or near there.
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Nope, their location is a misnomer.

I was addicted to soda, at an incredibly unhealthy level. I know I'm probably going to pay for it later in life. But since 2012, I've almost had none.
 
julius said:
Nope, their location is a misnomer.

I was addicted to soda, at an incredibly unhealthy level. I know I'm probably going to pay for it later in life. But since 2012, I've almost had none.
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I started drinking Soda about two months ago during every Blazer game. You can imagine how many that is.
 
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