Good luck man...I had the same scare pissing blood. Turn out I had several larger kidney stones that I wasn't able to pass after a good ol try, so they removed them and put a stint in for 10 days.So, without going into details, I'm bleeding a lot from my dangly part. As of about 40 minutes ago.
I feel fine, but it's pretty concerning. So I'm going to take a shower and drive down to my urologist. Hopefully he can see me without an appointment. Same guy I saw back during the summer for the same issue; only then it was far less blood and a "monitor it and come back in if it continues" diagnosis.
Well, it did continue at varying times, but I dismissed it. Kinda hard to ignore it now.
Not sure what it could be, but I'm getting over a flue virus which, as of last night, has also caused my hemorrhoids to flare up. It's not that, obviously, but my stomach did start hurting as well.
So I'm either going to bleed to death from my dick, or from my ass. I don't think anyone since Elvis has ever died from that, and I would prefer not to be next.
So, if I die, I just want all of you to know.....
I hate most of you.
Don't feel bad. It's my way of giving tough love. I'm sure even Ted Bundy loved his victims.
@SlyPokerDog you get my gun magazine collection and my cigars. Bring a box truck. And try not to bury them in the garden. Damn dog.
@bodyman5000 and 1 gets my Cadillac SLS. She's got 121,000 miles on her....be gentle.
@rasheedfan2005 gets my guns.
@BonesJones gets my watercooler and my 9er gear. I still owe him $10, so that should cover it.
@dviss1 you get my Darron Thomas bobblehead and all of my kitchenware.
@riverman gets my books. It's manga and sci-fi.
The rest of you little bastards can fight over the scraps.
And no graffiti on my casket. Or I will haunt you for the rest of your days.
I thought I never got stones because I only drink water (knock on wood)
Hope they help you out mate. Get better.So, without going into details, I'm bleeding a lot from my dangly part. As of about 40 minutes ago.
I feel fine, but it's pretty concerning. So I'm going to take a shower and drive down to my urologist. Hopefully he can see me without an appointment. Same guy I saw back during the summer for the same issue; only then it was far less blood and a "monitor it and come back in if it continues" diagnosis.
Well, it did continue at varying times, but I dismissed it. Kinda hard to ignore it now.
Not sure what it could be, but I'm getting over a flue virus which, as of last night, has also caused my hemorrhoids to flare up. It's not that, obviously, but my stomach did start hurting as well.
So I'm either going to bleed to death from my dick, or from my ass. I don't think anyone since Elvis has ever died from that, and I would prefer not to be next.
So, if I die, I just want all of you to know.....
I hate most of you.
Don't feel bad. It's my way of giving tough love. I'm sure even Ted Bundy loved his victims.
@SlyPokerDog you get my gun magazine collection and my cigars. Bring a box truck. And try not to bury them in the garden. Damn dog.
@bodyman5000 and 1 gets my Cadillac SLS. She's got 121,000 miles on her....be gentle.
@rasheedfan2005 gets my guns.
@BonesJones gets my watercooler and my 9er gear. I still owe him $10, so that should cover it.
@dviss1 you get my Darron Thomas bobblehead and all of my kitchenware.
@riverman gets my books. It's manga and sci-fi.
The rest of you little bastards can fight over the scraps.
And no graffiti on my casket. Or I will haunt you for the rest of your days.
So, without going into details, I'm bleeding a lot from my dangly part. As of about 40 minutes ago.
I feel fine, but it's pretty concerning. So I'm going to take a shower and drive down to my urologist. Hopefully he can see me without an appointment. Same guy I saw back during the summer for the same issue; only then it was far less blood and a "monitor it and come back in if it continues" diagnosis.
Well, it did continue at varying times, but I dismissed it. Kinda hard to ignore it now.
Not sure what it could be, but I'm getting over a flue virus which, as of last night, has also caused my hemorrhoids to flare up. It's not that, obviously, but my stomach did start hurting as well.
So I'm either going to bleed to death from my dick, or from my ass. I don't think anyone since Elvis has ever died from that, and I would prefer not to be next.
So, if I die, I just want all of you to know.....
I hate most of you.
Don't feel bad. It's my way of giving tough love. I'm sure even Ted Bundy loved his victims.
@SlyPokerDog you get my gun magazine collection and my cigars. Bring a box truck. And try not to bury them in the garden. Damn dog.
@bodyman5000 and 1 gets my Cadillac SLS. She's got 121,000 miles on her....be gentle.
@rasheedfan2005 gets my guns.
@BonesJones gets my watercooler and my 9er gear. I still owe him $10, so that should cover it.
@dviss1 you get my Darron Thomas bobblehead and all of my kitchenware.
@riverman gets my books. It's manga and sci-fi.
The rest of you little bastards can fight over the scraps.
And no graffiti on my casket. Or I will haunt you for the rest of your days.
My father in law had bloody poo, so he took a sample in to the doctor.
It was beets from the previous night's dinner.
This might be related to beeting it too.
Fuck the guns and the Cadillac, I want his porn. I'll bet he's got a hell of a collection. I hope it includes some home movies.
You and me must go to the same Turkish bath.UGH, God no! Nothing uglier than the Turks. Turkish men are some of the ugliest motherfucker's I've ever had the misfortune of seeing nude.
