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barfo said:
Actually, yes, google claims that eating beets can turn your urine red.

Beeting it is more likely to cause blindness and hairy palms.

barfo
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Eating beets definitely makes your urine turn red. Don't ask me how I know.
 
Jade Falcon said:
You know....now that I think about it, I did have a coughing fit while I was in the bathroom yesterday after relieving myself, and my lower right back seized up and I could barely move for hours. I had my foot propped up at the time on my tub, so I figured I just strained my back. I wonder if this was actually a stone dislodging itself, and nothing to do with my back.....



More like after the game and a lot of porn.:blush:

Don't judge.
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That was God's punishment for "relieving yourself".
My God, man, don't you have a wife?
 
julius said:
A kidney stone isn't something you forget having. The pain made me walk around like a 90 year old man for a week+ and take short breaths. Any time I'd inhale deeply, it would feel like someone had hit my lower back with a blunt object, like a car.
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I've passed four. One of them cut me up while it was passing. Had to see a urologist. I pray to God in heaven above, please don't let that ever happen to me again. That poor doctor, I'll bet he's still washing his hands.
 
Lanny said:
Fuck the guns and the Cadillac, I want his porn. I'll bet he's got a hell of a collection. I hope it includes some home movies.
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Eh....maybe one or two.

Lanny said:
You and me must go to the same Turkish bath.
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Never been to one. But I did have the unfortunate experience one evening while camming to get curious enough to select "Turkey" as the country of origin with webcams I was seeking. This was about 2 years ago.

Never. Again.

Lanny said:
That was God's punishment for "relieving yourself".
My God, man, don't you have a wife?
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Why? You offering? :smiley-kissing::smiley-makeout::smiley-shykiss::ygrin:
 
This is why we can't have nice threads about pending death, kidney stones and pissing blood...it turns into shooting birds with a 22...go figure! Get well JF....you don't get off the hook, you need to stick around and suffer like everybody else!
 
riverman said:
This is why we can't have nice threads about pending death, kidney stones and pissing blood.
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Before liberals ruined this country, this board used to have threads started by people declaring they were about to die that were clean and jovial and American. Now, just look at the malcontent malarkey we have to read.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
22 goes through things like car doors much easier
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You guys do realize that I was talking about the Model 22 Glock, which is chambered in .40 S&W. Not the caliber .22.

In regards to the .22 LR, however.....not sure it can go through a car door, but then I've never tried, so I suppose it's not impossible.

That being said, the paper-thin doors of a Kia Rio are not the same as the bank-vault doors on a Mercedes CLS550. Of which I've been in both. I highly doubt that .22 makes it through a CLS door.
 
Jade Falcon said:
You guys do realize that I was talking about the Model 22 Glock, which is chambered in .40 S&W. Not the caliber .22.

In regards to the .22 LR, however.....not sure it can go through a car door, but then I've never tried, so I suppose it's not impossible.

That being said, the paper-thin doors of a Kia Rio are not the same as the bank-vault doors on a Mercedes CLS550. Of which I've been in both. I highly doubt that .22 makes it through a CLS door.
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Didn't know cuz I'm not a gun guy but remember shooting guns with my friend years ago. He had some heavy particle board he built speaker boxes out of and his dad's 357 and 45 wouldn't go through it but the little 22 semi automatic handgun went through like a needle.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Didn't know cuz I'm not a gun guy but remember shooting guns with my friend years ago. He had some heavy particle board he built speaker boxes out of and his dad's 357 and 45 wouldn't go through it but the little 22 semi automatic handgun went through like a needle.
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Huh. Light handloads in the .357 and .45, perhaps?

The .22 might have been a higher velocity .22 cartridge than the .22 LR too. .22 WMR, perhaps? But the only semi-auto pistol that I'm aware of that shoots WMR is the Kel-Tec PMR-30, which is a newer gun about a decade old or so.
 
Kidney stones are the devil. I passed one of the larger stones my urologist has seen passed at 13mm
 
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Jade Falcon said:
That being said, the paper-thin doors of a Kia Rio are not the same as the bank-vault doors on a Mercedes CLS550. Of which I've been in both. I highly doubt that .22 makes it through a CLS door.
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It's probably afraid there will be German pornography in there. That's why.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
WTF?!? Dude!

I want the Cadillac!

No, seriously, go see the doctor, it will be alright.
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Is it a late model Cadillac? Any transmission problems yet? I want your avatar. It stops right when the revealing moment arrives. Seriously...You should be in emergency condition at the hospital awaiting results as endless tests are ordered for you. Hope you come out of this AOK!!!!!
 
Jade Falcon said:
You guys do realize that I was talking about the Model 22 Glock, which is chambered in .40 S&W. Not the caliber .22.

In regards to the .22 LR, however.....not sure it can go through a car door, but then I've never tried, so I suppose it's not impossible.

That being said, the paper-thin doors of a Kia Rio are not the same as the bank-vault doors on a Mercedes CLS550. Of which I've been in both. I highly doubt that .22 makes it through a CLS door.
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Israeli assassins love using a .22. Of course, the cartridge grain content is everything.
 
Jade Falcon said:
Huh. Light handloads in the .357 and .45, perhaps?

The .22 might have been a higher velocity .22 cartridge than the .22 LR too. .22 WMR, perhaps? But the only semi-auto pistol that I'm aware of that shoots WMR is the Kel-Tec PMR-30, which is a newer gun about a decade old or so.
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I don't remember for sure. Was 25 years ago. The wood was called medite or something like that. It had a ton of resin in it if I remember correctly. He made speaker boxes out of it.

The 45 just took huge divots out of it.
 
stampedehero said:
Is it a late model Cadillac? Any transmission problems yet? I want your avatar. It stops right when the revealing moment arrives. Seriously...You should be in emergency condition at the hospital awaiting results as endless tests are ordered for you. Hope you come out of this AOK!!!!!
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It's a 1997 SLS with a 32-valve Northstar V8 that my parents bought in probably 2009 or so. My father has had thousands put into it, but to my knowledge there has been no transmission problems.

He totaled his Aston Martin a few months back, and then went out and got a 2015 Mercedes CLS 550. So now they don't need the Cadillac, which was just sitting out front not being used. So they gave it to me.

Compared to the base-model 2002 Kia Rio I was driving, it's a Rolls Royce. The Kia is going to my nephew's cousin who just got her license. I just need to get it cleaned out and get it over there, but I've been very sick lately. Might try working on it today though....

Thanks everyone for your well-wishes. I'm feeling fine, and there's no blood when I pee, so I'm not concerned about any of this. Just gotta wait for the appointment.
 
Mediocre Man said:
Kidney stones are the devil. I passed one of the larger stones my urologist has seen passed at 13mm
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Mine looked like stones from hell. They all had multiple barbs on them such as on a fish hook.
 
Shaboid said:
I tried to post a dick pic also, but I had a similar problem. "Object too large".
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The object of a dick would be a pussy. Therefor, you are trying to plug into a pussy that's, well, lets just say, stretched too far.
 
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