Sedatedfork
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You need a tip top dick doc
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I think you might have just been offered a check up...and down and in and outYou offering your services?![]()
Are you dickering over the price?You offering your services?![]()
Ever heard of "use it or lose it"?
That's what happening here. Clearly, you haven't been using "it" enough, and you're in the early stages of losing "it".
It's a 1997 SLS with a 32-valve Northstar V8 that my parents bought in probably 2009 or so. My father has had thousands put into it, but to my knowledge there has been no transmission problems.
He totaled his Aston Martin a few months back, and then went out and got a 2015 Mercedes CLS 550. So now they don't need the Cadillac, which was just sitting out front not being used. So they gave it to me.
Compared to the base-model 2002 Kia Rio I was driving, it's a Rolls Royce. The Kia is going to my nephew's cousin who just got her license. I just need to get it cleaned out and get it over there, but I've been very sick lately. Might try working on it today though....
Thanks everyone for your well-wishes. I'm feeling fine, and there's no blood when I pee, so I'm not concerned about any of this. Just gotta wait for the appointment.

and if you use at a minimum of 5 time a week it adds 5 years to ones life!Ever heard of "use it or lose it"?
That's what happening here. Clearly, you haven't been using "it" enough, and you're in the early stages of losing "it".
Beating it all alone in the dark doesn't count.Used "it" last night. No blood.
Doctor called back today to schedule an appointment. I'll call them back tomorrow and make one.
OMG, I'm gonna live forever.and if you use at a minimum of 5 time a week it adds 5 years to ones life!
No probably about it, it definitely is the best 1994 Cadillac in town. In fact, I have to admit, I'm jealous.Here is my son's 1994 Cadillac STS. Probably the nicest one in town.
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Here is my son's 1994 Cadillac STS. Probably the nicest one in town.
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Vandals?Oh, and the antennae needs to be replaced. It's bent and won't go down.
Vandals?
The main things I'd do is change the spark plugs and the gaskets. Then I'd consider replacing the water pump. I'll presume you've replaced all the fluids and the filters.Very nice! I personally am not into the whole bling thing, but I think it's nice enough how it stands. I'll have to take some pictures of mine when I get it tomorrow and post them here.
If there is anything I would do to mine, it's fix the rear bumper (it's a bit banged up), and either rebuild or replace the motor with a new Northstar, which are still being sold. It has brand new fuel injectors, so the engine is fine as it is and very smooth. But I still wouldn't mind tearing it down to the bones and replacing things as needed. It's got 121K miles on it after all.
I would also have the stereo updated. It works, but it's the original tape deck from 1997. I would like an updated unit that I can plug my phone into and play my music.
Other than that, it's in very good shape. The vinyl leather roof was installed by a professional upholstery shop a few years ago, along with the gold and silver rivets that hold it in place. It looks beautiful....waaayyy better than the original fabric cloth roof that it replaced. It was also just in the shop, has a new battery, and updated circuitry/computer. All desperately needed.
There's nothing like a giant American sedan to make you feel secure on the road.![]()
I never loan out my car. NEVER. When I was younger, I taught my young brother-in-law how to drive a stick shift. He wrecked my gear shift linkage and had to replace the whole works.I doubt it. This car has been loaned out to a couple of people since my parents got it; one a family friend, and the other being the grandparents of my nephew. No doubt one of those dumbasses broke it.
The main things I'd do is change the spark plugs and the gaskets. Then I'd consider replacing the water pump. I'll presume you've replaced all the fluids and the filters.
Another consideration is are all the lights working? All the brake, parking, instrument panel, license plate, interior and turn signal lights?
When you say roof, do you mean headliner?
I never loan out my car. NEVER. When I was younger, I taught my young brother-in-law how to drive a stick shift. He wrecked my gear shift linkage and had to replace the whole works.
Ever since James Bond came out I've drooled over an Aston Martin. You father should guard that like a hawk.Yeah, all the lights are working. It had some major problems with the circuitry, but I'm hoping that was fixed back in late December when it went to the shop. Mom drove it yesterday, and she told me it runs great.
In as far as the roof, no....I mean the entire outside covering and the fabric layer beneath it (at least, I assume there was a fabric layer beneath the cloth to protect the metal of the roof), which was rotting. It had a cloth top (I think it's called a "soft top"), which has since been replaced with a leather vinyl top. I'll show you pictures of what I mean tomorrow.
Well, it wasn't mine, so I didn't really have a say so in the matter, lol. And believe me, I don't share my mother's same level of permissiveness when it comes to letting people borrow cars. But they've had, at one time, 5 cars, so they had the luxury of letting a couple of people borrow them when necessary, including me.
Now they just have two Mercedes (2015 CLS550 and 2001 SLK320) and a Ford Escape (my mother's everyday/work car). But they used to have this Cadillac, a Mitsubishi 3000GT (which my father traded in for an Aston Martin V8 Vantage early in 2018), a Ford Windstar (long gone), the Escape, the Kia (which I drove), and a Mercedes SLK320.
The CLS 550 is my father's baby, and he'll NEVER loan that out. The SLK is likewise his baby (it's my mother's car), because it belonged to his late friend's now-passed mother, so it has a very personal connection for him.
That now just leaves the Escape, which has about 200,000 miles on it, as their "loaner" car if they absolutely need to loan it out. But it's absolutely full of my mother's work stuff, so it's not really practical to that end.
Have you flushed the coolant ever?Very nice! I personally am not into the whole bling thing, but I think it's nice enough how it stands. I'll have to take some pictures of mine when I get it tomorrow and post them here.
If there is anything I would do to mine, it's fix the rear bumper (it's a bit banged up), and either rebuild or replace the motor with a new Northstar, which are still being sold. It has brand new fuel injectors, so the engine is fine as it is and very smooth. But I still wouldn't mind tearing it down to the bones and replacing things as needed. It's got 121K miles on it after all.
I would also have the stereo updated. It works, but it's the original tape deck from 1997. I would like an updated unit that I can plug my phone into and play my music.
Other than that, it's in very good shape. The vinyl leather roof was installed by a professional upholstery shop a few years ago, along with the gold and silver rivets that hold it in place. It looks beautiful....waaayyy better than the original fabric cloth roof that it replaced. It was also just in the shop, has a new battery, and updated circuitry/computer. All desperately needed.
There's nothing like a giant American sedan to make you feel secure on the road.![]()
I don't wanna live to 400.and if you use at a minimum of 5 time a week it adds 5 years to ones life!
How do head bolts fail unless you over tighten them?Well. I was so interested in getting one of these cadillacs that I went on craigslist and found a nice one for three grand.
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/d/rancho-cucamonga-1998-cadillac-sts/6821167877.html
Then I looked into what I remember being head gasket issues and apparently it is the head bolts that fail.
I'd be selling one of those if I had it. Ticking time bomb.
When they are made too short with threads that are too fine causing them to pull out of the block causing the head gaskets to fail.How do head bolts fail unless you over tighten them?
Oh, and the antennae needs to be replaced. It's bent and won't go down.
I hear yeah!There's nothing like a giant American sedan to make you feel secure on the road.![]()
Not what we're talking about. I thought that was what it was too which is why I asked about flushing the coolant. Your link mentioned the gasket material being incompatible with the coolant.The problem with Dex Cool appears to have been with the head gasket and the water pump. It was a combination of the materials that were used that were in contact with the Dex Cool. Once they switched to another type of gasket material and aluminum blocks and I suppose some other changes to water pumps, all problems went away.
The failure of the bolts appears to be that the same bolts were re-used after replacing a gasket. New bolts fixed the problem.
http://ricksfreeautorepairadvice.com/is-dexcool-bad/
Back about 1970 Gm made some soft cast blocks that would not hold the head bolts. Same problem.When they are made too short with threads that are too fine causing them to pull out of the block causing the head gaskets to fail.
I thought it was the dexcool eating head gaskets but I haven't looked into this for years. Seems they've figured out the problems.
I know, I was talking about multiple problems and not just the one you presented. I mean, let's avoid boring.Not what we're talking about. I thought that was what it was too which is why I asked about flushing the coolant. Your link mentioned the gasket material being incompatible with the coolant.
This is about the Northstar engines and head gasket failures. Which from reading about it is caused by inadequate head bolts. The pre 2000 engines are the worst and the 2004 and up are the best.
I was just reading a forum and a GM tech had what sounded like great advice. Buy the nicest car you can find with blown head gaskets and switch to ARP studs and machine the heads if you have to and the engine will last 500 thousand miles.
Hearing him describe the warranty repairs they did during the car's run sounds like a total hack job. They'd drill out the holes and install thread inserts that would maybe last until the car was out of warranty. And people wonder why American Manufacturers get such a bad rep.
