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"Now, when you get home, it might hurt when you pee for a while....."

Oh God. He wasn't fucking kidding. He really wasn't. I can't wait until this shit heals up. Gonna be agony for a couple of days.
 
Jade Falcon said:
Update....

So I just got back from the Urologist. I had a scope done.













Never. Again.
















That was one of THE most deeply unpleasant things I've ever been through. If my screaming didn't scare off the other patients, then the gore I left behind on the table would probably take care of that.

Good news is.....no major issues to report. No cancer, no major trauma of any sort, etc etc. There's some irritation in there that may have been caused by an injury or....something....and that is likely causing the bleeding.

Now I'm at home, sitting naked on a towel on my recliner, while I mop up my bleeding cock with a tissue. Probably for the next couple of days.

Props to my doc....he thinks the Blazers are gonna win this in 6. That's optimism for you.

So, sorry to disappoint you all, but I ain't going nowhere. And none of you little heathens get my shit!

Oh God, my poor fucking cock is broken....:wantmommy:
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LOL, I've done that. OMG was that painful. Demeaning too. I paid the doc back. I pissed all over him.
 
I’ve been through it many times the key is for the doc to Inject numbing agent before.
Once that’s done sit back and watch the scope explore.
The most painful for me was wearing a catheter for 10 days.
Glad they didn’t find anything serious and it’s so important to be pro active.
 
Jade Falcon said:
Update....

So I just got back from the Urologist. I had a scope done.













Never. Again.
















That was one of THE most deeply unpleasant things I've ever been through. If my screaming didn't scare off the other patients, then the gore I left behind on the table would probably take care of that.

Good news is.....no major issues to report. No cancer, no major trauma of any sort, etc etc. There's some irritation in there that may have been caused by an injury or....something....and that is likely causing the bleeding.

Now I'm at home, sitting naked on a towel on my recliner, while I mop up my bleeding cock with a tissue. Probably for the next couple of days.

Props to my doc....he thinks the Blazers are gonna win this in 6. That's optimism for you.

So, sorry to disappoint you all, but I ain't going nowhere. And none of you little heathens get my shit!

Oh God, my poor fucking cock is broken....:wantmommy:
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If it hurts that much its a sign you're not using it enough!
 
Lanny said:
LOL, I've done that. OMG was that painful. Demeaning too. I paid the doc back. I pissed all over him.
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Just curious: how long did you bleed after the procedure? And how long did it hurt to pee?

I've only peed once since yesterday, and it was agony.
 
Jade Falcon said:
Just curious: how long did you bleed after the procedure? And how long did it hurt to pee?

I've only peed once since yesterday, and it was agony.
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I peed blood before the procedure. Turned out I had cut myself when I passed a kidney stone from hell. I don't recall peeing blood after the procedure. All this was nearly 35 years ago for me.
Can you believe I passed four of those stones from hell in about half a year? The first one was so bad and a shock, 'cause I didn't know what was going on, that I had my wife stop on the way to the Emergency room while I puked on the roadside from the pain. Let this be a warning to all of you out there, DO NOT GET A KIDNEY STONE!
 
And honestly Jade, I have to say that I am sincerely glad that you are ok. Even if you didn't offer to leave me anything.

That said, this shit reminds me of the time that @SlyPokerDog did a play-by-play description of your gymnastic tumbling run in the 300 level, when you scored a perfect 10, after nailing your landing in the empty seat.....

IMHO, Sly owes you quite a few more free game entries...
 
Dougnsalem said:
And honestly Jade, I have to say that I am sincerely glad that you are ok. Even if you didn't offer to leave me anything.

That said, this shit reminds me of the time that @SlyPokerDog did a play-by-play description of your gymnastic tumbling run in the 300 level, when you scored a perfect 10, after nailing your landing in the empty seat.....

IMHO, Sly owes you quite a few more free game entries...
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LOL, thanks! Sorry I didn't mention you; I was a little occupied at the time and rattled off those names off the top of my head.

And yeah, Sly owes me a ton of shit. I even gave him a cigar before he tripped me over those fat people at Moda!
 
Dougnsalem said:
O.M.G......

This thread was hilarious, but now I'm scared to death! I don't wanna get old like all you fuckers. My penis turned into an innie, just while reading this.

And HEY! I'm related to the Bundys! Al Bundy that is, and not Ted....
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Al Bundy and his family were one of my favorite shows. Hilarious.
 
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