Mike Parker drunk at Dennys?

[julius]

Has anyone seen the video Canzano talked about earlier today, of a guy so drunk at Dennys, that he was eating his napkin?




It doesn't look like him to me, but who maybe it is. Anyone know?

 

[julius]

apparently it is him, he (parker) confirmed it to Canzano.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And I bet he drove there.

And then drove home.

 

[<-=*PdX*=->]

gotta love Corvallis!

 

[THE HCP]

That is Mike! Damn!

 

[julius]

Didn't it say it was in Hollywood? Or is there a 'west hollywood' area of Corvallis?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Oregon State's Mike Parker confirms he's the man eating a napkin in video circulating online

Oregon State radio announcer Mike Parker confirmed to The Oregonian's John Canzano on Tuesday that he is the man eating a napkin in a video circulating online.

The video shows a man sitting alone at a table in a restaurant, stabbing a fork into a napkin and eating it.

Parker told Canzano he's embarrassed. A source at Oregon State told Canzano the school will stand by Parker, who said he would appear on Canzano's Bald-Faced Truth radio show on Wednesday to explain the situation.

Parker has been the radio play-by-play voice of Oregon State sports for 12-plus years. He's employed by Learfield Sports.

http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2011/05/oregon_states_mike_parker_conf.html

 

[julius]

I wonder if their napkins taste better than their pancakes.

btw, the title of the article just cracks me up.

"he's the man eating a napkin"...

 

[KevinJBonn]

The Beaver fans I get along with are the ones who are humble, cool, love their team, don't talk shit, and just generally good guys. He is absolutely one of them and I feel really bad for him that he has to be embarrassed like this. If the guy is having a hard time with substance or something I really hope everyone supports him rather than uses it as another sheep incident. He really seems like a quality dude.

 

[barfo]

Fuckin pussies. Have you been eaten a napkin with Mexican gangsters? And have you eaten a napkin with black gangsters?

I doubt you have, with your plush little life.

Before you speak, know what you are talking about. You have never eaten a napkin and you have never spit up a napkin. You have no credibility when it comes to napkins. No one on this forum does. You are all perfect little life suburban Americans. Tell me how many of you have eaten a napkin from being drunk? lol talking like you know how it is lol wow.

And I already know, none of you will back me on my statements, but again, that is because you all have perfect little napkin records and never have been in Denny's in your lives. Ya'll have no idea what it is like. Step a mile in my shoes before you talk to me about this shit. lmfao at these plush life fucks talkin bout the napkins. Mu fukkers never ate a napkin in your life. Mu fukkers got no clue. Got me off that henzo pissed off.

Ask mommy for a loan. Go buy a new car. Rich ass fucks lol talkin like they know the napkin life. Mu fukkers make me sick sometimes.

Laugh all you want, I give a fuck.. but you fucks know nothing about napkin life, FAMS.

barfo

 

[MickZagger]

Fuckin pussies. Have you been eaten a napkin with Mexican gangsters? And have you eaten a napkin with black gangsters?

I doubt you have, with your plush little life.

Before you speak, know what you are talking about. You have never eaten a napkin and you have never spit up a napkin. You have no credibility when it comes to napkins. No one on this forum does. You are all perfect little life suburban Americans. Tell me how many of you have eaten a napkin from being drunk? lol talking like you know how it is lol wow.

And I already know, none of you will back me on my statements, but again, that is because you all have perfect little napkin records and never have been in Denny's in your lives. Ya'll have no idea what it is like. Step a mile in my shoes before you talk to me about this shit. lmfao at these plush life fucks talkin bout the napkins. Mu fukkers never ate a napkin in your life. Mu fukkers got no clue. Got me off that henzo pissed off.

Ask mommy for a loan. Go buy a new car. Rich ass fucks lol talkin like they know the napkin life. Mu fukkers make me sick sometimes.

Laugh all you want, I give a fuck.. but you fucks know nothing about napkin life, FAMS.

barfo

Queef Latina.

 

[Denny Crane]

I've never met Mike Parker, never heard of him until just now, and he's never been to my place.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I thought he was one of the South Park guys.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

He's celebrating the Beavers baseball team kickin' ass! Give the guy a break!
I like that he's owning up to it and being honest. Go Beavs!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Besides, napkins add fiber to ones diet.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I'll give Mike a pass considering he is eating at Dennys. Pancakes, napkins . . . they all taste the same.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'll give Mike a pass considering he is eating at Dennys. Pancakes, napkins . . . they all taste the same.

Actually, that's where I ding him. Unless he was there for the 5% senior discount, why would anyone eat at Denny's? And who knows, maybe napkins are on the menu.

 

[maxiep]

I think this incident is more an indictment of the quality of Denny's food than Mr. Parker's level of inebriation.

 

[Denny Crane]

I think this incident is more an indictment of the quality of Denny's food than Mr. Parker's level of inebriation.

Hey now. The quality of my food is quite excellent!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Hey now. The quality of my food is quite excellent!

It's certainly conservative.

 

[Paxil]

The last time I remember eating at Dennys someone collapsed at the pay counter. They called 911 but no one was even trying to assist the person or do CPR... people even walked in and stepped OVER the guy to sit down. It was surreal. You'd think seeing someone unresponsive on the floor like that would curb your appetite.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

I'll give Mike a pass considering he is eating at Dennys. Pancakes, napkins . . . they all taste the same.

Yeah, this is the truth. Lets face it, for most of us, the only time we would go into a dennys is after getting trashed anyway, shit I could have been sitting with Mike eating mine.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah, this is the truth. Lets face it, for most of us, the only time we would go into a dennys is after getting trashed anyway, shit I could have been sitting with Mike eating mine.

No, when you get trashed you post crazy sitcom ideas.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

No, when you get trashed you post crazy sitcom ideas.

wince..I may have eaten my napkin as well.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

wince..I may have eaten my napkin as well.

LOL!

 

[Denny Crane]

My napkins taste better than HCP's, no doubt.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

My napkins taste better than HCP's, no doubt.

His have Beer Boy's sweat on them after a round or two with HCP's wife.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I would've thought "eating a napkin" would've been a euphemism for something else, especially while drunk.

 

[Denny Crane]

His have Beer Boy's sweat on them after a round or two with HCP's wife.

I was going to point out that you don't know where HCP's have been!

 

[Rodolfo]

Fuckin pussies. Have you been eaten a napkin with Mexican gangsters? And have you eaten a napkin with black gangsters?

I doubt you have, with your plush little life.

Before you speak, know what you are talking about. You have never eaten a napkin and you have never spit up a napkin. You have no credibility when it comes to napkins. No one on this forum does. You are all perfect little life suburban Americans. Tell me how many of you have eaten a napkin from being drunk? lol talking like you know how it is lol wow.

And I already know, none of you will back me on my statements, but again, that is because you all have perfect little napkin records and never have been in Denny's in your lives. Ya'll have no idea what it is like. Step a mile in my shoes before you talk to me about this shit. lmfao at these plush life fucks talkin bout the napkins. Mu fukkers never ate a napkin in your life. Mu fukkers got no clue. Got me off that henzo pissed off.

Ask mommy for a loan. Go buy a new car. Rich ass fucks lol talkin like they know the napkin life. Mu fukkers make me sick sometimes.

Laugh all you want, I give a fuck.. but you fucks know nothing about napkin life, FAMS.

barfo

BenDavis would be proud.