Event MM surgery spectacular

[SlyPokerDog]

Back to the living for MM. Thank you for the genuinely kind words. It’s going to be a road, but so far so good. Whose fault game paused for a bit though

Be honest with us, you had limb lengthening surgery, didn't you?

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/24316-limb-lengthening-surgery

You're becoming what you hate.

For the sake of your knees, I hope the Blazers don't draft you.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You're becoming what you hate.

MM enjoys being a WABCoA.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Back to the living for MM. Thank you for the genuinely kind words. It’s going to be a road, but so far so good. Whose fault game paused for a bit though

Glad to hear it's going good! No worries about the game. Just focus on getting better.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Back to the living for MM. Thank you for the genuinely kind words. It’s going to be a road, but so far so good. Whose fault game paused for a bit though

Did they find any brains in there? We have a pool going...

 

[Hoopguru]

Something artificial?

 

[crandc]

Welcome to land of the living. Would you like cookies?
Meanwhile eat chicken soup.

 

[PDXFonz]

Glad to hear things went well MM

 

[THE HCP]

MM, glad you are doing well. Just for you I hope our very own ABWC has a career night tonight!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Did they find any brains in there? We have a pool going...

Go with the under

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Did they find any brains in there? We have a pool going...

Go with the under

 

[Mediocre Man]

This one didn’t have a lot to do with previous stuff.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This one didn’t have a lot to do with previous stuff.

So you are heightening!

I knew it!

 

[Chris Craig]

It was purely cosmetic surgery. Here is his new look...

 

[sheed30]

Yes folks, today I go for another one of these glorious events. Thoughts and prayers are welcome. And not the republican kind when kids are cut in half by fucking assault rifles. I want real ones. If you don’t like me, then A. Why are you reading this thread, and B. Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

Surgery pros and cons

Pros
I look great in the gown
They let me bring my own socks
My nurse calls me her favorite
My deductible has been reached

Cons
Fuck this shit
Who knows what will be left of me
I was finally having good hair days
I think my nurse is just being nice to an old man

I’m only now seeing this as I’m not as active as others here but glad to hear everything went well man.

It’s just a bump in the road and hopefully you will be back to your normal self in no time.

 

[Blazinaway]

This one didn’t have a lot to do with previous stuff.

Glad you are back! I've been "lengthening" my knees with a right knee TKR on Jan 8 and the left scheduled Mar 11. wife said I should add length to the "middle knee"? Oh well

 

[Mediocre Man]

I’m only now seeing this as I’m not as active as others here but glad to hear everything went well man.

It’s just a bump in the road and hopefully you will be back to your normal self in no time.

lol at bump in the road, but thank you so much

 

[Quatro44]

Time for the spectacular

 

[sheed30]

lol at bump in the road, but thank you so much

Well not sure how serious it may be, but regardless wishing you all the best and glad everything went well so far

 

[andalusian]

Surprising how much the crankiness was missed. Welcome back and we all, I imagine, hope for the best

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

When you were under what did the pizza guy whisper into your ear?

 

[BlazerWookee]

I've got some bad news for you, MM.

That wasn't a colonoscope.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Surprising how much the crankiness was missed. Welcome back and we all, I imagine, hope for the best

Most anyway, and it’s lovely to know there are just some

 

[Mediocre Man]

I've got some bad news for you, MM.

That wasn't a colonoscope.

I remember feeling a bit off with my new Dr. I remember him telling me that it was ok, an erection happens a lot during this exam. I said I didn’t have an erection, but he said he wasn’t talking about me.

I knew something was askew when I asked where I should put my pants and he told me to put them on the chair next his

 

[Mediocre Man]

When you were under what did the pizza guy whisper into your ear?

When you were under what did the pizza guy whisper into your ear?

El conductor debe ir.

No idea why it was in Spanish?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Surprising how much the crankiness was missed. Welcome back and we all, I imagine, hope for the best

People don’t u destined that they need the balance

 

[PtldPlatypus]

El conductor debe ir.

No idea why it was in Spanish?

You ordered a taco pizza?

 

[Mediocre Man]

People don’t understand that they need the balance

 

[42N8Bounce]

I’m only now seeing this as I’m not as active as others here but glad to hear everything went well man.

It’s just a bump in the road and hopefully you will be back to your normal self in no time.

I can’t speak for the rest of the guys around here, but I was hopping for better than the ‘normal’ MM.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I can’t speak for the rest of the guys around here, but I was hopping for better than the ‘normal’ MM.

BetterThanNormalMan just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Hoopguru]

Bet he had artificial testicles implanted, (cocktail onions)_. Now every time he gets near a hamburger stand, his eyes water and he gets a boner....