Believe it or not, my wife and I actually had this very exchange last night:
Wife: "They won't hold a lead--they want to give all their fans heart attacks, don't they?!"
Me: "Well dear, there's a reason they renamed the Rose Garden 'The Moda Center'."
Wife: "Um, wouldn't an insurance company have to pay for all those heart procedures?"
Me: "Sure, but don't let facts get in the way of a good joke."