MORMONS!

[VanillaGorilla]

Just had three of them knock on my door. My family briefly attended the church 19 years ago. My parents moved out of state 2 years ago, and in that time I've moved three times myself. How do they find me?

Anyways, I had to tell them I wasn't interested many times to get them to leave. Now that they've found me, they'll probably be back. If they do this again, I might have to be a little rude to get my point across.

 

[julius]

Do you have a "no solicitor" sign on your door?

 

[VanillaGorilla]

No I don't, does that stop Mormons?

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[julius]

No I don't, does that stop Mormons?

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yes

 

[3RA1N1AC]

D-rock sighting in 3...2...1...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

No I don't, does that stop Mormons?

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In my experience, no it doesn't. They aren't soliciting. They are providing "the word" for free. They do often offer to help with basic household chores - you could always take advantage and then say thanks but no thanks.

I think it's better to be clear you're not interested. Wilsonville has a fairly big Mormon population - we used to get missionaries (that we're staying with local Mormon families) on a regular basis. Some of them were pretty intense/forceful.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Well god being an alien and coming to earth to actually bang the virgin Mary is as plausible as any other story. Plus harems bro.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

If they come back I don't know how well I can resist converting.. I could use some new underwear.

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[3RA1N1AC]

Dude you don't get the underwear for years, so until then, avoid the water

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Mormon chicks are hot

hoop fam

 

[magnifier661]

Just had three of them knock on my door. My family briefly attended the church 19 years ago. My parents moved out of state 2 years ago, and in that time I've moved three times myself. How do they find me?

Anyways, I had to tell them I wasn't interested many times to get them to leave. Now that they've found me, they'll probably be back. If they do this again, I might have to be a little rude to get my point across.

Have you ever tried the approach to annoy them so much, they want to leave?

I heard if you tell them, you are open to what they have to say as long as you share time. You start first and get 5 minutes, then you give them minutes.

Your 5 minutes are important, so be creative. I've seen people pull out porn mags, to introducing them to the church of satan. Whatever topic, it needs to be something that turns them completely off.

 

[julius]

In my experience, no it doesn't. They aren't soliciting. They are providing "the word" for free. They do often offer to help with basic household chores - you could always take advantage and then say thanks but no thanks.

I think it's better to be clear you're not interested. Wilsonville has a fairly big Mormon population - we used to get missionaries (that we're staying with local Mormon families) on a regular basis. Some of them were pretty intense/forceful.

Someone explain to HCP that missionary means something else in this context.

 

[julius]

Offer to suck the guys dick. Or if it's a woman, offer to suck her dick too.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Don't just offer, do that noiz

 

[magnifier661]

Don't just offer, do that noiz

Or come out just wearing girl lingerie and be like "omg yes, please come in!" "I haven't spoke to anyone since the Jehovah witnesses were stuck in my basement!"

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Like I said man, harems. They should just lead with that

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Just tell them you ARE Mormon, but you don't go to church because they are too mainstream with the no polygamy and pretending to accept dark people

 

[julius]

Answer the door and say "FAMS!" and then close the door.

 

[OneLifeToLive]

Just had three of them knock on my door. My family briefly attended the church 19 years ago. My parents moved out of state 2 years ago, and in that time I've moved three times myself. How do they find me?

Anyways, I had to tell them I wasn't interested many times to get them to leave. Now that they've found me, they'll probably be back. If they do this again, I might have to be a little rude to get my point across.

I thought they quit doing this?

Leaving us with just Witnesses?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Mormon chicks are hot

hoop fam

Until they try to pin you down at 19-20 with marriage and 4-6 kids in the future.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Someone explain to HCP that missionary means something else in this context.

I don't think HCP even knows something as basic as missionary. Pretty sure he's still a virgin.

 

[Lanny]

The Church of Satan - LMAO, no, LMFAO Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mags, I've new found respect for you.

 

[magnifier661]

The Church of Satan - LMAO, no, LMFAO Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mags, I've new found respect for you.

Lol! Lanny! How ya been man?

 

[MARIS61]

Tell them if they ever come to your door again you will kill them.

Then wish them a nice day.

 

[santeesioux]

My parent's neighbor is a JW, and even though they've told her multiple times they aren't interested, there's always those weird pamphlets on their door on Saturday.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

My parent's neighbor is a JW, and even though they've told her multiple times they aren't interested, there's always those weird pamphlets on their door on Saturday.

I have a good friend who has made it more than clear he's not interested, and they come by every weekend.

 

[OneLifeToLive]

My parent's neighbor is a JW, and even though they've told her multiple times they aren't interested, there's always those weird pamphlets on their door on Saturday.

The Watchtower. A multibillion dollar business just off the pamplet alone.

These are some of most versed, scripted, coached people you are going to find. If you don't know the bible. Don't get into any discussions.

 

[MarAzul]

Offer to suck the guys dick. Or if it's a woman, offer to suck her dick too.

Where do you get training like this??? ^^^

The liberal Golden Rule?

 

[MarAzul]

The Watchtower. A multibillion dollar business just off the pamplet alone.

These are some of most versed, scripted, coached people you are going to find. If you don't know the bible. Don't get into any discussions.

Oh, on days I feel up to it, it's hoot! It is funny to watch them start leaking out

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Where do you get training like this??? ^^^

The liberal Golden Rule?

Julius spends a lot of time on 82d