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I have two that are pretty recent. A few weeks ago my mom came home from work early and found me and my girlfriend showering together. Luckily I didn't get grounded but I got a long speech about being too young. I was pretty embarrassed.One time, My friend was joking around and panced me at basketball practice. My boxers came down along with my shorts, I don't think our cheerleaders enjoyed the back view :no1:
 
When I had to retire out one of my tournaments.It was a wicked close and good match, my 2nd of the day because I was in the backdraw. My first match I upset this nasty kid I probably played my best ever, and it was like a 2 and a half hour match. I had a half hour rest in between, and went out for my next one. Played my ass off in the first set and won it, lost the 2nd. At that point I had been playing this match for 2 hours, still with a set to go, so I had logged 4 and a half hours on court already. About half way through the third set I started cramping in my calfs, and I couldn't use my legs. I had to retire from the match because of it and I felt like an idiot. I tried so hard to gut it out but it was almost impossible to run, and I'd have to go for winners on the first shot because I wouldn't be able to move in rallys. Yeah it blew, I felt like a little bi*ch for 1) cramping up, and 2) retiring.
 
The most recent. Early last week typical college lecture. Feel asleep. I woke when someone started laughing, I noticed the worst smell in my life. This black guy was like "Use busted ass in yo sleep". Yeah, pretty embarrassing
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 5 2006, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have two that are pretty recent. A few weeks ago my mom came home from work early and found me and my girlfriend showering together. Luckily I didn't get grounded but I got a pretty long speech about being too young. I was pretty embarrassed.One time, My friend was joking around and panced me at basketball practice. My boxers came down along with my shorts, I don't think our cheerleaders enjoyed the back view :no1:</div>LOl, if my mom saw me and a girl in the shower she would castrate me (take off my balls). She would aslo take a shotgun and shove it up the girls pus*y and then fire. After that she would probably make me eat sh*t.My most embarrising momen was in 8th grade when I was talking to thsi really hot girl, and my friend came from behind and brought down my pants. Gladly my boxers didnt coem down with them. Sadly all teh popular girls were there so I was really embarrresed. Fortunally they were all real cool and laugjhed it off
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>LOl, if my mom saw me and a girl in the shower she would castrate me (take off my balls). She would aslo take a shotgun and shove it up the girls pus*y and then fire. After that she would probably make me eat sh*t.</div>Ouch, That's a pretty vulgar way to put it :wtf1:
 
2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div>
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that blowsThat's also why I refuse to beat off. I can't imagine what it would be like getting walked in on.
 
I had my shorts pulled up by the time she walked in fortunately, but she knew what I was doing, and she just looked at me. One of the very few moments in my life when I just didnt know what to do. I felt like I could never face her again, I was so embarassed.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I had my shorts pulled up by the time she walked in fortunately, but she knew what I was doing, and she just looked at me. One of the very few moments in my life when I just didnt know what to do. I felt like I could never face her again, I was so embarassed.</div>that's every teenagers nightmare. Sucks big time.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC™ @ Dec 5 2006, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>me and my girlfriend showering together.</div>Also, I hate you
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Dec 5 2006, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!</div>AHHH :shok: :shok: I would die on the spot.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Dec 5 2006, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!</div>Why, because u were probablt 11 and most peopel dont masterbarte till about teh 7th or 8th grade
 
I remember you telling me about the shower thing, and I was the one who panced him lol.u were so red
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div> :HAHAHA: Just when you think your out of it, you just bring us all back in. But man that had to suck. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I also got caught, but when I was in 6th grade, and by my older sister.It was so weird...she even asked me "Did you cum?". Why the hell would she ask that?!</div>
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 09:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I had my shorts pulled up by the time she walked in fortunately, but she knew what I was doing, and she just looked at me. One of the very few moments in my life when I just didnt know what to do. I felt like I could never face her again, I was so embarassed.</div> You have to have the door locked when you do that CB4...thats rule #1 when the parents are home.
 
The lock on my room door doesn't work. The door just pushes open when it's locked.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 10:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The lock on my room door doesn't work. The door just pushes open when it's locked.</div> That sucks...I have a big room but a noisy bed...so I have to wait until late at night. My lock works thank god.
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^man then build a barricade or something, if my mom caught me doing that she would castrate(take my balls out) me
 
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THis is hilarious.If I lock my door my mom knows I'm up to something because I never really lock the door when im doing regular stuff.Thank god I never got caught skeeting.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 09:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I enjoy doing it in the shower. You should try it!</div>Man in teh hot tube, when a girl is doing it to you, now thats fun 🪨
 
You guys are disgusting. Cb4, if you wanna lock your door, put a weight or something over your door nob, that should do the trick.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I enjoy doing it in the shower. You should try it!</div> Never works for me...I've tried...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Dec 5 2006, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>2 months ago when my mom caught me masturbating.. :no1:</div><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">Wow.. That's oddly specific... :no1:Anyway, this isn't my most embarrassing moment, but it still was embarrassing:I told my friend that I couldn't go to her house to finish a project we were supposed to be working on together because I felt sick. However, my real reason was that I wanted to go to a party. When I went to the party, I met up with my ex, who was waiting outside a restroom. She told me that the person inside was taking too long, so I waited with her, so when she was done, we could go outside and chill. The person in the restroom stepped out and low and behold: It was my female friend. Turns out the host of the party was her cousin and she decided to go to the party because she couldn't finish the assignment alone.</span>
 
Wow we can stop talking about masturbating problems, places and techniques... I'm not feeling that one.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Dec 5 2006, 11:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Never works for me...I've tried...</div>Aw.....someone's not man enough :HAHAHA:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Dec 5 2006, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That sucks...I have a big room but a noisy bed...so I have to wait until late at night. My lock works thank god.
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</div><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">Wow... This is my new quote for my sig... :no3:</span>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 5 2006, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have two that are pretty recent. A few weeks ago my mom came home from work early and found me and my girlfriend showering together. Luckily I didn't get grounded but I got a pretty long speech about being too young. I was pretty embarrassed.One time, My friend was joking around and panced me at basketball practice. My boxers came down along with my shorts, I don't think our cheerleaders enjoyed the back view :no1:</div>That sounds intresting.This happened when in like Sept. I was walking over to my friend then my friend just pantsed me out of no where. Everyone was starring because they saw my boxers. Yeah got him back by pantsing him while eh was asking a girl out lol.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pinoy Balla @ Dec 5 2006, 11:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That sounds intresting.This happened when in like Sept. I was walking over to my friend then my friend just pantsed me out of no where. Everyone was starring because they saw my boxers. Yeah got him back by pantsing him while eh was asking a girl out lol.</div>What? Arent you in grade 5? :dunno:
 
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